Step right up, ladies and gents, step right up!

Witness the most miraculous novelty motorcycle helmet in history!

That’s right, folks, it’s the amazing USA Novelty Motorcycle Helmet looks great on your head! Razzle at its ability to make you like cool on your motorcycle! Dazzle at its metal quick release retention! It’s noninvasive, nonaddictive, incredibly effective and has no risk of mushroom head like some DOT Motorcycle Helmets might!

“How’s it work?”

I’m glad you asked, young lady! You see, this novelty helmet has Y-strapping and a fiberglass shell!

“So it is not a DOT motorcycle helmet?”

That’s correct sir!

“That sounds terrible. I usually try to avoid that.”

Well this isn’t as dangerous as riding a motorcycle with nothing on your noggin. This is a low profile motorcycle helmet. We’re not saying it's safe, here! We just want to that is has enough padding to be comfortable!

“I bought one of these last week, and you didn’t mention any of that! You said it would make me cool!”

Ah, uh, a satisfied customer! You see the USA motorcycle helmet is light & stylish! Thereby makinf you feel cool & look cool! …

“I want one!”
“Me too!” 
“I’ll take two!”

That’s it, that’s it step right up ladies and gents, no reason to crowd, plenty to go ‘round!

Hey, in all seriousness… We here at Iron Horse Helmets don’t like to break character too often, but in the interest of hopefully not causing you bodily harm, if you buy this there are some things you definitely should know about this Motorcycle Helmet: 

• This Motorcycle Helmet is a Novelty Helmet 
  
• The USA Motorcycle Helmet meets no DOT Standards 
  
• This motorcycle helmet has a glossy black finish 
  
• You can choose between size XS to XXL. 
  
• This motorcycle helmet dips down in the back 
  
• constructed of a fiberglass shell