USA Flag NeoDanna, awesome! We’re hoping these things take the world by storm, quickly becoming the Biker Mask for every schmuck with a motorcycle. And not just because we’re selling them, although it’s always nice to have a little more green stuff in our coffers. (Our accountant is always asking us why we keep so much pesto in the coffers. We’re like: Dude, if you have to ask, you’ll never understand. Bean-counters!)

No, the main reason we want everyone on planet Earth using an USA Flag NeoDanna is that it’ll lead to more incidents of unintentional patriotism.

Let’s face it, it’s not going to happen OFTEN. The circumstances would have to be just right. Plus, The Neodanna is a revolutionary item with multiple features. Our 100% cotton bandanna is combined with a USA Flag neoprene facemask to ensure full coverage of the face and neck, providing a comfortable light-weight fit. The neoprene section covers the cheeks, nose & mouth, while the bandanna is easily adjusted with a Velcro closure. Ideal for wind and dust protection in both warm and cold weather settings.

But come on. There are billions of people in the world, and a lot of them ride motorcycles. Think how many of them must be cold. Now think how many USA Flag NeoDannas there are. Now think how many possibilities that presents for the planets and the stars to align just right every once in a while and for the public to get its eyeballs on a patriotic USA Flag NeoDanna.