Marvel Comics must have had this Teeth Neoprene Face Mask in mind when they created the Green Goblin. But, Marvel got it wrong. They left the huge teeth out of their character…They must have been afraid of our copy write lawyers. Don’t worry Stan, we won’t sue you.

If you wear this neoprene biker mask you will show the world that you are extremely proud of your teeth and that you floss every day. I once wore it to the dentist’s office and I was a huge hit. The kids got right out of my chair and I was in and out of the office in record time…Heck, they even saw me early to get me out of the waiting room.