Want to look really sharp?  Great.  
Purchase this Red Paisley NeoDanna Right now.  
Cool, you are halfway there.

Next, go out and buy some really baggy clothing.  
You are on the right track now.  
OK, we are almost finished.  Make sure that you have a red Jersey on. 

Awesome

Now put everything on and make sure your biker facemask is high so people can only see your eyes.

Man-you look great.

OK, now walk into some company and tell them that are there to interview for a job. 

The Red Paisley Neodanna is a revolutionary item with multiple features. Our 100% cotton bandanna is combined with a neoprene face mask to ensure full coverage of the face and neck, providing a comfortable light-weight fit. The neoprene section covers the cheeks, nose & mouth, while the bandanna is easily adjusted with a Velcro? closure. Ideal for wind and dust protection in both warm and cold weather settings. Red Paisley Design. U.S.A Patented