"Alright, men. The Rat Fink Gang has finally made their list of demands. Hendricks, what can you tell us?”

“Well, sir, as best as I can tell, they're asking for a helicopter, one million unmarked dollars, and an autographed photo of Stuart Little.”

“What?! That’s preposterous. Where in God’s name are we supposed to get a helicopter at this hour? Are you absolutely certain this is what they want?”

“Ninety-nine percent sure, Captain. I’ve spent a lot of time undercover wearing a Rat Fink Neoprene Face Mask. I spent years in that Stretchy neoprene material that is warm and water resistant.”

“Hmm. I suppose I’ll have to take you on your word on this one.”

“You can trust me, Captain. I’d hurry, though. The Rat Finks could snap at any moment. The moment they start flinging poo at the hostages, it’s all over.”

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