I’ve Been With A Lot Of Different NeoDannas

But those other NeoDannas meant nothing to me, Pink Paisley NeoDanna.

I knew the moment your neoprene section covered my cheeks, nose & mouth, while your bandanna was easily adjusted with a Velcro closure that you were the NeoDanna for me. Your style and grace as your 100% cotton bandanna combined with a neoprene face mask to ensures full coverage of my face and neck, providing me with a comfortable light-weight fit enchanted me for the very moment I saw you. I was charmed, of course, by your USA Patent.

Sure, you are Ideal for wind and dust protection in both warm and cold weather settings. but, baby, I’m just not into that kind of thing. Just staring at your pink paisleys is enough to keep me happy for a long, long time. Or, at least until the next version comes along.