I can't count how many times I have been called pig face. Hey pig face, come here. Hey, nice face pig face. Oh, look how cute, that guy has a pig face.

It has gotten to the point that I feel more connected to my pig face neoprene face mask then I do in my God given face. I mean, my pig face neoprene face mask attracts ladies galore, my real face can't attract any chicks. My Pig Face Neoprene Face Mask keeps me warm and is water resistant, unlike my skin.

Neoprene face mask features full coverage of the face and ears. Stretchy neoprene material is warm and water resistant. Patterns are reversible to solid black material. Velcro closure ensures great fit with goggles, with a helmet or without. One size fits most.