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MOTORCYCLE HELMET STICKERS |
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20 MILES & $20K DON'T MAKE YOU A BIKER |
Let those who ride decide |
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LOUD
PIPES SAVE LIVES |
Bad to the Bone |
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FRIENDS
DON'T LET FRIENDS RIDE RICE BURNERS |
If
you don't have a bike |
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BITCH |
If it has tits or wheels it will give you problems |
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INSTANT
ASSHOLE JUST ADD ALCOHOL |
SPEAK
ENGLISH OR GET THE HELL OUT! |
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SHIT
HAPPENS |
FUCK
OFF |
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BITCH
WITH AN EXCUSE! |
I'M
NOT WEARING THIS HELMET BY CHOICE |
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CAPABLE
OF EVADING HIGH SPEED PURSUIT |
HELL
ON WHEELS |
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49% SON
OF A BITCH 51% MOTHERFUCKER |
SUPPORT
YOUR LOCAL TITTY BAR |
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GOOD KID
GONE BAD |
SKOOTER
TRACH |
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IM
NOT YOUR FUCKIN BABY |
NEVER
TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEED 3 TO 5 DAYS AND DOESN'T DIE |
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It's
A Sick World And I'm A Happy Guy! |
PRACTICE
SAFE SEX GO FUCK YOURSELF |
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It
Aint Easy Being Fat and Greasy! |
Deal
With It! |
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Places
to Go, People to Annoy! |
I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example |
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Helmet
Laws Still Suck! |
I
Have P.M.S. And A Gun Any Questions? |
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You
Never Truly Know A Woman Till You Meet Her In Court! |
Dip
Me In Honey And Throw Me To The Lesbians! |
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I'm
So Far Behind I Think I'm First! |
I'm
Not A Bitch I've Just Been In A Bad Mood |
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Ride
Naked! |
Still
Crazy After All These Beers! |
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Beyond
Bitch |
No
Bar Too Far |
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I'm
Not Going Bald Just Getting More Head! |
Remember
When Sex Was Safe And Motorcycles Were Dangerous? |
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Loud
Pipes Save Lives Jesus Saves Souls |
Don't
Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Ride Your Bitch |
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Horn
Broke Watch For Finger! |
I'm
Not Fuckin' Stupid! But I Used To. |
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My
Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker! |
My
Life Is Shit But Hey, Thanks For Asking |
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Hairdo
By Helmet |
With
Friends Like You Who Needs Enemas! |
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PMS
Hell This Is One Of My Good Days |
There
Will Always Be A Place For You On My Shit List! |
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Designated
Asshole |
If
You Can't Run With The Big Dogs, GetBack On The Porch! |
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49%
Queen Bitch 51% Sweetheart |
Don't
Let My Big Tits Scare You, I'm Really A Nice Girl! |
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Hell
Hath No Fury Like A Woman With Helmet Head! |
You
Can't Ride If Your Fried! |
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Ride
For Jesus |
I
Love Jesus |
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Jesus
Happens |
My
Other Toy Has Tits |
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Bros
Before Hoes |
If
You Are What You Eat I Can Be You In The Morning |
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Men:
No Shirt--No Service Women: No Shirt--Free Beer |
No
More Mr. Nice Guy..On Your Knees Bitch |
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Feed
The Hungry Screw The Horny |
If
You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance Baffle Them With Bullshit! |
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I
Like My Women On The Trashy Side |
If
I'd Shot You When I Wanted To I Would Out By Now! |
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I'm
Not That Kind Of Girl But I Could Be! |
Overworked
& Under Laid! |
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Bad
Is Fun |
Will
Work For Sex |
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That's
Ms. Bitch To You! |
Bikers
Have More Fun That People Do! |
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I
May Be A Bitch But I'm The Pick Of The Litter! |
I'm
The Person My Parents Warned Me About |
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Sex
Instructor First Lesson Free |
I'm
Not A Bitch I'm "The Bitch" |
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Orgasm
Donor |
Just
Say Yes! |
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Work
Is The Curse Of The Drinking Class! |
I'll
Drop You Like A Bad Habit! |
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The
Only Hell My Mother Raised Was Me! |
If
It Wasn't For Women & Beer, I'd Be Wealthy! |
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Girls
Wanted All Positions Will Train! |
If
Your So Cool Where's Your Tattoo? |
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Is
There Life After Death? Touch This Bike & Find Out. |
Good
Jobs Come By Word Of Mouth |
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Life's
A Bitch Then You Marry Two |
Fuck Me To Tears |
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Plastered! |
Live
Like A Dog-If You Can't Eat It Or Screw It. Piss On It. |
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If
You Can't Read This, Back The Hell Up. |
Yes,
I Can Kill You With My Bare Hands. |
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Welcome
To The U.S.A. Now Speak English |
It's
Not How You Ride It's What You Ride |
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Dirty
White Boy |
In
Dog Years, I'm Already Dead |
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Estrogen
Free Zone |
My
Boss Is A Jewish Carpenter |
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Freedom |
It's
Never Too Late To Have A Happy Childhood |
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Scooter
Trash |
Go
Ahead Act Stupid...I Need Another Felony Conviction |
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Satan
Sucks |
My
Favorite Color Is Chrome |
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If
You Dont Limp You Aint Shit |
If
You Ain't Slidin' You Ain't ridin |
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Hold
My Bike While I Kiss Your Wife |
Never
Ride Faster Than Your Gaurdian Angel Can Fly. |
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A
Buel Is Proof A Jap Bike Fucked A Harley |
Is
That Your Bike Or Are You Just Breaking It In For Your Daughter |
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How
Are Your Wife And My Kids? |
MILFOAB.
Mothers I'd Like To Fuck - On A Bike |
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Riding
My Kid's College Fund |
The
Fuckup Fairy Strikes Again |
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If
I Have To Explain...You Wouldn't Understand |
Sept
11, 2001 |
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It
Wont Suck Itself |
It
Aint Gonna Lick Itself |
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Can
I Touch You Where You Smell Funny |
I'm
Smiling-That Alone Should Scare You |
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I'm
Still Hot, It Just Comes In Flashes Now |
Born
To Kill |
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Damn
Right I'm Good In Bed, I Can Sleep For Days |
Rest
Assured- No One Gives A Shit What You Think |
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For
A Good Time Call Someone Else |
If
Only Men Were As Satisfying As Chocolate |
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J.I.L.D.W.I
- Jesus Is Lord, Deal With IT. |
W.W.S.D
- What Would Scooby Do? |
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I
Love The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning |
Make
Me An Offer I Can't Refuse |
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I've
Got A Feeling We're Not In Kansas Anymore. |
Go
Ahead, Make My Day. |
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What
We've Got Here Is Failure To Communicate. |
I'm
As Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Going To Take This Anymore! |
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Show
Me The Money! |
You
Can't Handle The Truth! |
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Well,
Nobody's Perfect. |
'Do
Ya Feel Lucky?' Well, Do Ya, Punk? |
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Say
"Hello" To My Little Friend! |
Here's
Johnny! |
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I
Peaked In High School |
Humpty
Dumpty Was Pushed |
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Nuke
France |
Formally
Attractive |
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Got
Pot? |
On
Your Knees Bitch |
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Before
You Asked The Answer Is No |
Tattoos
Are More Than Skin Deep |
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Best
If Eaten By Midnight |
Experience
Necessary. Apply Within |
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Honk
If You Have Never Seen A Loaded Gun Fired From A Moving Harley |
Forget
Worl Peace Visualize Using Your Turn Signals |
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If
You Can Read This Back Off |
A
10 Is A 9 That Swallows! |
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0
To Bitch In 25 Seconds |
Low
Rider |
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Ride
To Live Live To Ride |
Get-R-Done |
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Bad
Girls Deserve A Good Licking |
Fuckalicious |
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Sinner |
Bad
Girl |
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Hustla |
Sorry...Do
I Make You Look Fat? |
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I
Don't Make Mistakes I Date Them |
Pimp |
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You
Want Me...You Just Don't Know It Yet |
Smart
Ass |
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D.I.L.L.G.A.F |
I
Aint Your Fuckin' Baby |
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If
Your Dick Was As Big As Your Mouth I'd Be Interested |
A
Hard Man Is Good To Find |
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Shaved |
Finger
Lickin' Good |
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Ain't
Nothin' Like An 800 Lb. Vibrator |
I'm
The Bitch That Fell Off |
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If
I Fall Off, It's 'Cuz The Bastard Threw Me Off |
Biker
Bitch |
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Hot
Stuff |
Lesbian
Trapped In A Man's Body! |
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Swallow? |
All
Grown Up And Still Fascinated With Nipples |
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Your
Girlfriend Makes Great Breakfast! |
Ask
Me About Assisted Suicide |
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Swinger |
Do
I Look Like A People Person? |
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People
Like You Are The Reason People Like Me Kill |
If
I Want Any Lip Out Of You I'll Open My Zipper |
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Got
Jesus? |
Just
Say No To Evolution |
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Pro-Life |
Jesus
At Work |
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Jesus
Saves |
Saved |
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Jesus
Loves You |
Jesus
Loves You Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole |
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Jesus
Rocks |
Vote
Pro-Life |
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Jesus
Is Coming Look Busy |
Jesus
Freak |
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Two's
Company Three's Fun! |
Loud
Wives Loose Lives |
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Sex
Isn't Dirty Unless You Do It Right |
Condoms
Are Faster To Change Then Diapers |
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If
Your Not Living On The Edge Your Taking Up Too Much Room |
House
Work Doesn't Suck, If It Did Men Would Love It |
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Bad
Cop No Donuts |
If
I Learned From My Mistakes, I'd Be A Fucking Genius |
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All
Men Are Idiots And I Married The King |
Nobody's
Ugly After 2 A.M. |
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There's
No Life Like Low Life |
Fighting
For Peace Is Like Fighting For Virginity |
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Treat
Me Like The Pig That I Am |
If
All Else Fails Lower Your Standards |
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Turn
On The Gas Dummy |
Act
Your Age Not Your Dick Size |
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Im
Queen Of The Fuckin Universe |
Send
My E-Mail To WWW.KissMyAss.com |
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The
Day Of Sport Fucking Is Over |
One
Day At A Time |
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Straight
Out Of The Trailer Park |
You
Can't Be First But You Can Be Next |
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Don't
Even Go There |
What
Are You Lookig At? |
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Sometimes
You Feel Like A Slut Sometimes You Don't |
Have
A Shitty Day |
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The
Gene Pool Could Use More Chlorine |
I
Started Out Drawing On My Arm Now Look At Me |
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Evil,
Wicked, Mean & Nasty |
Either
Your Good Looking or I'm Drunk! |
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Smart
Ass White Boy |
Smart
Ass White Girl |
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I
Had A Wife Once |
Life's
To Short To Ride Ugly Women |
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My
Dads Biker Buddy |
Role
Model |
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Rehab
Is For Quitters |
Mine
Is Bigger Than Yours |
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Im
Not Prejudice |
This
Place Sucks! |
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Where
The Hell Was I Last Night |
I'm
A Schizophrenic And So Am I |
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Take
Me Drunk I'm Home |
I
Make Shit Happen |
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The
Only Thing I Want In My Life Is For My Wife And Girlfriend To Get
Along |
Don't
Sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty thing |
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I
Like Lipstick On My Dipstick |
I
Drink Grape Juice Because O.J. Kills |
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Lick
On My Ears I Know What I'm Doing |
Does
This Bike Make My Ass Look Fat? |
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Set
Them Puppies Free |
My
Boss Is A Fuckin Asshole |
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Who
Pissed In Your Gene Pool |
My
Other Rides Your Daughter |
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Asshole
By Birth |
I
Fuck On The First Date |
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Go
Back To Mexico |
Work
Harder Millions On Welfare Are Depending On You |
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I
Ride The Short Bus |
I
Beat Anorexia |
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3
3 3 I'm Only Half Evil |
Drama
Queen |
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Jesus
Loves You But I'm His Favorite |
Where
The Hell Is Easy Street |
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I'm
Not An Alcoholic (Alcoholics Go To Meetings) |
P.E.T.A.-People
Eating Tasty Animals |
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Suck
My Drunk, I'm Dick |
I
Do Whatever the Voices In My Pants Tell Me To Do |
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Love
Thy Neighbor But Don't Get Caught |
There
Are 3 Kinds Of People Those Who Count And Those Can't |
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All
Men Are Created Equal One Step Below Women |
If
God Didn't Want Us To Eat Animals, He Wouldn't Have Made 'Em Out
Of Meat |
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I'm
Through With Love Thank God There's Still Sex |
Wish
You Were Beer |
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I'm
Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone |
Asshole
Not Just A Word, A Lifestyle |
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What
The Hell You Lookin' At? |
My
Child Was Inmate Of The Month At County Jail |
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Gun
Control Means Using Both Hands |
Gas,
Grass, Or Ass.. No One Rides For Free |
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Don't
Tailgate Me I'll Flick A Booger On Your Windshield |
Life's
All About Ass Covering It, Kicking It Or Trying To Get It |
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Keep
Honking... I'm Reloading |
I'd
Smack You, But Shit Splatters |
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For
A Small Town This One Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes |
Guns
Don't Kill People...Drivers With Cell Phones Do |
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If
I Wanted To Hear From An Asshole...I'd Fart |
I
Got In A Traffic Jam On My Road To Riches |
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Life
Is Short Break Some Rules |
I
Respect Your Opinio I Just Don't Want To Hear It |
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How
Fast Was I Going, Officer? Not Fast Enough I Guess |
Once
Upon A Time A Guy Asked A Girl To Marry Him She Said No, So The
Guy Lived Happily Ever After |
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I
Had A Handle On Life But It Broke |
Prevent
Accidents Put A Condom On Your Car |
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Turn
The Other Cheek? Hell, I Kick Ass |
Get
A Hummer (Then, Buy An S.U.V.) |
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Hummers
Should Be Given Not Driven |
Do
I Look Like I Give A Shit |
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Remember
My Name You'll Be Screaming It Later |
Big
Without Viagra |
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