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20 MILES & $20K DON'T MAKE YOU A BIKER	Let those who ride decide


LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES	Bad to the Bone


FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS RIDE RICE BURNERS	If you don't have a bike you're not a biker

BITCH	If it has tits or wheels it will give you problems

INSTANT ASSHOLE JUST ADD ALCOHOL	SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE HELL OUT!

SHIT HAPPENS	FUCK OFF

BITCH WITH AN EXCUSE!	I'M NOT WEARING THIS HELMET BY CHOICE

CAPABLE OF EVADING HIGH SPEED PURSUIT	HELL ON WHEELS

49% SON OF A BITCH 51% MOTHERFUCKER	SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TITTY BAR

GOOD KID GONE BAD	SKOOTER TRASH

IM NOT YOUR FUCKIN BABY	NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEED 3 TO 5 DAYS AND DOESN'T DIE

It's A Sick World And I'm A Happy Guy!	PRACTICE SAFE SEX GO FUCK YOURSELF

It Ain' t Easy Being Fat and Greasy!	Deal With It!

Places to Go, People to Annoy!	I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example

Helmet Laws Still Suck!	I Have P.M. S. And A Gun Any Questions?

You Never Truly Know A Woman Till You Meet Her In Court!	Dip Me In Honey And Throw Me To The Lesbians!

I'm So Far Behind I Think I'm First!	I'm Not A Bitch I've Just Been In A Bad Mood

Ride Naked!	Still Crazy After All These Beers!

Beyond Bitch	No Bar Too Far

I'm Not Going Bald Just Getting More Head!	Remember When Sex Was Safe And Motorcycles Were Dangerous?

Loud Pipes Save Lives Jesus Saves Souls	Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Ride Your Bitch

Horn Broke Watch For Finger!	I'm Not Fuckin' Stupid! But I Used To.

My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker!	My Life Is Shit But Hey, Thanks For Asking

Hairdo By Helmet	COME ON, JUST THE TIP

PMS Hell This Is One Of My Good Days	There Will Always Be A Place For You On My Shit List!

Designated Asshole	If You Can't Run With The Big Dogs, Get Back On The Porch!

49% Queen Bitch 51% Sweetheart	Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You, I'm Really A Nice Girl!

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman With Helmet Head!	You Can't Ride If Your Fried!

Ride For Jesus	I Love Jesus

Jesus Happens	My Other Toy Has Tits

Bro's Before Hoes	If You Are What You Eat I Can Be You In The Morning

Men: No Shirt--No Service Women: No Shirt--Free Beer	No More Mr. Nice Guy..On Your Knees Bitch

Feed The Hungry Screw The Horny	If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance Baffle Them With Bullshit!

I Like My Women On The Trashy Side	If I'd Shot You When I Wanted To I Would Out By Now!

I'm Not That Kind Of Girl But I Could Be!	Overworked & Under Laid!

Bad Is Fun	Will Work For Sex

That's Ms. Bitch To You!	Bikers Have More Fun That People Do!

I May Be A Bitch But I'm The Pick Of The Litter!	I'm The Person My Parents Warned Me About

Sex Instructor First Lesson Free	I'm Not A Bitch I'm "The Bitch"

Orgasm Donor	Just Say Yes!

Work Is The Curse Of The Drinking Class!	I'll Drop You Like A Bad Habit!

The Only Hell My Mother Raised Was Me!	If It Wasn't For Women & Beer, I'd Be Wealthy!

Girls Wanted All Positions Will Train!	If Your So Cool Where's Your Tattoo?

Is There Life After Death? Touch This Bike & Find Out.	Good Jobs Come By Word Of Mouth

Life's A Bitch Then You Marry Two	Fuck Me To Tears

Plastered!	Live Like A Dog-If You Can't Eat It Or Screw It. Piss On It.

If You Can't Read This, Back The Hell Up.	Yes, I Can Kill You With My Bare Hands.

Welcome To The U.S.A. Now Speak English	It's Not How You Ride It's What You Ride

Dirty White Boy	In Dog Years, I'm Already Dead

Estrogen Free Zone	My Boss Is A Jewish Carpenter

Freedom	It's Never Too Late To Have A Happy Childhood

Scooter Trash	Go Ahead Act Stupid ...I Need Another Felony Conviction

Satan Sucks	My Favorite Color Is Chrome

If You Don't Limp You Aint Shit	If You Ain't Slidin' You Aint ridin

Hold My Bike While I Kiss Your Wife	Never Ride Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly.

A Buel Is Proof A Jap Bike Fucked A Harley	Is That Your Bike Or Are You Just Breaking It In For Your Daughter

How Are Your Wife And My Kids?	MILFOAB. Mothers I'd Like To Fuck - On A Bike

Riding My Kid's College Fund	The Fuckup Fairy Strikes Again

If I Have To Explain...You Wouldn't Understand	Sept 11, 2001

It Wont Suck Itself	It Aint Gonna Lick Itself

Can I Touch You Where You Smell Funny	I'm Smiling-That Alone Should Scare You

I'm Still Hot, It Just Comes In Flashes Now	Born To Kill

Damn Right I'm Good In Bed, I Can Sleep For Days	Rest Assured- No One Gives A Shit What You Think

For A Good Time Call Someone Else	If Only Men Were As Satisfying As Chocolate

J.I.L.D.W.I - Jesus Is Lord, Deal With IT.	W.W.S.D - What Would Scooby Do?

I Love The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning	Make Me An Offer I Can't Refuse

I've Got A Feeling We're Not In Kansas Anymore.	Go Ahead, Make My Day.

What We've Got Here Is Failure To Communicate.	I'm As Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Going To Take This Anymore!

Show Me The Money!	You Can't Handle The Truth!

Well, Nobody's Perfect.	'Do Ya Feel Lucky?' Well, Do Ya, Punk?

Say "Hello" To My Little Friend!	Here's Johnny!

I Peaked In High School	Humpty Dumpty Was Pushed

Nuke France	Formally Attractive

Got Pot?	On Your Knees Bitch

Before You Asked The Answer Is No	Tattoos Are More Than Skin Deep

Best If Eaten By Midnight	Experience Necessary. Apply Within

Honk If You Have Never Seen A Loaded Gun Fired From A Moving Harley	Forget World Peace Visualize Using Your Turn Signals

If You Can Read This Back Off	A 10 Is A 9 That Swallows!

0 To Bitch In 25 Seconds	Low Rider

Ride To Live Live To Ride	Get-R-Done

Bad Girls Deserve A Good Licking	Fuckalicious

Sinner	Bad Girl

Hustla	Sorry...Do I Make You Look Fat?

I Don't Make Mistakes I Date Them	Pimp

You Want Me...You Just Don't Know It Yet	Smart Ass

D.I.L.L.G.A.F	I Aint Your Fuckin' Baby

If Your Dick Was As Big As Your Mouth I'd Be Interested	A Hard Man Is Good To Find

Shaved	Finger Lickin' Good

Ain't Nothin' Like An 800 Lb. Vibrator	I'm The Bitch That Fell Off

If I Fall Off, It's 'Cuz The Bastard Threw Me Off	Biker Bitch

Hot Stuff	Lesbian Trapped In A Man's Body!

Swallow?	All Grown Up And Still Fascinated With Nipples

Your Girlfriend Makes Great Breakfast!	Ask Me About Assisted Suicide

Swinger	Do I Look Like A People Person?

People Like You Are The Reason People Like Me Kill	If I Want Any Lip Out Of You I'll Open My Zipper

Got Jesus?	Just Say No To Evolution

Pro-Life	Jesus At Work

Jesus Saves	Saved

Jesus Loves You	Jesus Loves You Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole

Jesus Rocks	Vote Pro-Life

Jesus Is Coming Look Busy	Jesus Freak

Two's Company Three's Fun!	Loud Wives Loose Lives

Sex Isn't Dirty Unless You Do It Right	Condoms Are Faster To Change Then Diapers

If Your Not Living On The Edge Your Taking Up Too Much Room	House Work Doesn't Suck, If It Did Men Would Love It

Bad Cop No Donuts	If I Learned From My Mistakes, I'd Be A Fucking Genius

All Men Are Idiots And I Married The King	Nobody's Ugly After 2 A.M.

There's No Life Like Low Life	Fighting For Peace Is Like Fighting For Virginity

Treat Me Like The Pig That I Am	If All Else Fails Lower Your Standards

Turn On The Gas Dummy	Act Your Age Not Your Dick Size

I'm Queen Of The Fuckin Universe	Send My E-Mail To WWW.KissMyAss.com

The Day Of Sport Fucking Is Over	One Day At A Time

Straight Out Of The Trailer Park	You Can't Be First But You Can Be Next

Don't Even Go There	What Are You Looking At?

Sometimes You Feel Like A Slut Sometimes You Don't	Have A Shitty Day

The Gene Pool Could Use More Chlorine	I Started Out Drawing On My Arm Now Look At Me

Evil, Wicked, Mean & Nasty	Either Your Good Looking or I'm Drunk!

Smart Ass White Boy	Smart Ass White Girl

I Had A Wife Once	Life's To Short To Ride Ugly Women

My Dads Biker Buddy	Role Model

Rehab Is For Quitters	Mine Is Bigger Than Yours

I'm Not Prejudice	This Place Sucks!

Where The Hell Was I Last Night	I'm A Schizophrenic And So Am I

Take Me Drunk I'm Home	I Make Shit Happen

The Only Thing I Want In My Life Is For My Wife And Girlfriend To Get Along	Don't Sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty thing

I Like Lipstick On My Dipstick	I Drink Grape Juice Because O. J. Kills

Lick On My Ears I Know What I'm Doing	Does This Bike Make My Ass Look Fat?

Set Them Puppies Free	My Boss Is A Fuckin Asshole

Who Pissed In Your Gene Pool	My Other Rides Your Daughter

Asshole By Birth	I Fuck On The First Date

Go Back To Mexico	Work Harder Millions On Welfare Are Depending On You

I Ride The Short Bus	I Beat Anorexia

3 3 3 I'm Only Half Evil	Drama Queen

Jesus Loves You But I'm His Favorite	Where The Hell Is Easy Street

I'm Not An Alcoholic (Alcoholics Go To Meetings)	P.E.T.A.-People Eating Tasty Animals

Suck My Drunk, I'm Dick	I Do Whatever the Voices In My Pants Tell Me To Do

Love Thy Neighbor But Don't Get Caught	There Are 3 Kinds Of People Those Who Count And Those Can't

All Men Are Created Equal One Step Below Women	If God Didn't Want Us To Eat Animals, He Wouldn't Have Made 'Em Out Of Meat

I'm Through With Love Thank God There's Still Sex	Wish You Were Beer

I'm Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone	Asshole Not Just A Word, A Lifestyle

What The Hell You Lookin' At?	My Child Was Inmate Of The Month At County Jail

Gun Control Means Using Both Hands	Gas, Grass, Or Ass.. No One Rides For Free

Don't Tailgate Me I'll Flick A Booger On Your Windshield	Life's All About Ass Covering It, Kicking It Or Trying To Get It

Keep Honking... I'm Reloading	I'd Smack You, But Shit Splatters

For A Small Town This One Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes	Guns Don't Kill People...Drivers With Cell Phones Do

If I Wanted To Hear From An Asshole...I'd Fart	I Got In A Traffic Jam On My Road To Riches

Life Is Short Break Some Rules	I Respect Your Opinion I Just Don't Want To Hear It

How Fast Was I Going, Officer? Not Fast Enough I Guess	Once Upon A Time A Guy Asked A Girl To Marry Him She Said No, So The Guy Lived Happily Ever After

I Had A Handle On Life But It Broke	Prevent Accidents Put A Condom On Your Car

Turn The Other Cheek? Hell, I Kick Ass	Get A Hummer (Then, Buy An S.U.V.)

Hummers Should Be Given Not Driven	Do I Look Like I Give A Shit

Remember My Name You'll Be Screaming It Later	Big Without Viagra

ABCDEFUCKYOU	I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKING ABOUT

I DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU DUMB, BUT IT REALLY WORKS	FAT PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP

NAPALM STICKS TO KIDS	I'M ONLY 2 GIRLS SHORT OF A THREESOME

ALL THIS AN A HUGE DICK	HARD WORK IS FOR PEOPLE SHORT ON TALENT

I DIRECT MIDGET PORN	IF I HAD BALLS THEY'D BE BIGGER THAN YOURS

IMMIGRANTS ARE LIKE SPERM. MILLIONS GET IN BUT ONLY ONE WORKS	IT MUST SUCK TO BE YOU

ADMIT IT YOU'D GO TO JAIL FOR THIS	ASK ME IF I CARE

BAD INLUENCE	BEER SLUT

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN IS A WOMAN WHO THINKS HE'S AN ASSHOLE	CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS AN ADULT

GUESS WHERE I'M PIERCED	HERE I AM - NOW WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER 2 WISHES

I LOVE MY BIG FAKE TITS	I LOVE BEING A BITCH

RECIPROCATE!	WHY WOULDENT YOU?

WHY WOULDENT I?	THAT'S ONE OF THE BEST QUESITONS YOU COULD'VE ASKED!

IT AIN'T NO FUN UNLESS YOUR BOYS CAN HAVE SOME!	THAT'S MIGHTY WHITE OF YOU

HUG A ROOT	EMBRACE CAPITALISM

SHHH YOU'LL LIKE IT	SHE SAID NO BUT THANKFULLY I WAS STRONGER

RECIPROCATE!	WHY WOULDN'T YOU?

BEEN MILKED?	IF ITS SO GOOD, EAT IT YOURSELF

INTELLIGENT DESIGN IS NEITHER	I'M FEELING MUCH BETTER SINCE I GAVE UP ALL HOPE

REAL MEN LOVE JESUS.	I'D RATHER BE BLESSED THAN LUCKY.

LIFE IS TOUGH, PRAY HARD	HIS DREAM BECAME OUR NIGHTMARE

SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY	MAKING LOVE TO A YOUNGER MAN IS GREAT, BUT IF HE DIES, HE DIES!

HOLD MY PURSE WHILE I KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND	MY TITS MAY NOT BE BIG, BUT THEY ARE NICE AND PERKY!

YOUR TITS MAY BE BIG BUT MINE WON'T SAG	HOME GROWN NOT SILICONE

IT ONLY SEEMS KINKY THE FIRST TIME	WHAT AM I, AN ASSHOLE MAGNET?

TOOTIN AIN'T POLLUTION!	PROUD PARENT OF A VET

MOTHER OF A VET	FATHER OF A VET

I DON'T MISS HIM AS MUCH AS I MISS HIS PIERCING	NICE AND EASY...I LIKE THEM SLEAZY

I JUST DO WHAT IS REALLY RIGHT	DEAD PEOPLE STINK

IT TAKES 46 MUSCLES TO FROWN BUT ONLY 4 TO FLIP 'EM TH BIRD.	YOU LAUGH BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT? I LAUGH CAUSE I JUST FARTED!

HARD WORK NEVER KILLED ANYBODY, BUT WHY TAKE A CHANGE?	THESE ARE NO STUPID QUESTIONS. JUST STUPID PEOPLE.

YOU'RE ONLY CHEATING IF YOU GET CAUGHT	YOU TRIED YOUR BEST AND FAILED MISERABLY LESSON IS "NEVER TRY"

THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES	PSYCHOAMAZON WARBITCH FROM HELL WITH AN ATTITUDE!

I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME FOR LESBIAN SEX	PEOPLE CAL ME APATHETIC, BUT I DONT CARE.

I DON'T MISS HER TONGUE RING	MY OTHER MOTORCYCLE IS A BROOM

DRDRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT.IVE	IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY ATTITUDE, STOP LOOKING AT MY STICKERS!

ASTROGLIDE MAKES HER FEEL YOUNG AGAIN	YOU SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING.

YOUR CHILD MAY BE AN HONOR STUDENT, BUT YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT	WORK HARDER!! MILLIONS ON WELFARE ARE DEPENDING ON YOU.

SORRY IF I LOOK INTERESTED, I'M NOT	NOBODY LIVES FOREVER.

I MIGHT BE OLD, BUT I STILL BURY A BONE.	OUT OF MIND (BACK IN 5 MINUTES)

EQUAL RIGHTS FOR SOUTHERN WHITES	KEVORKIAN FOR WHITE HOUSE POSITION NOW.

HELL YES I'M DRUNK...DO YU THINK I'M A STUNT DRIVER?	THOSE WHO LIVE BY THE SWORD GET SHOT BY THOSE WHO DON'T.

POLITICALLY INCORRECT & PROUD.	DON'T STEAL, THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETION

UNITED WE STAND, DIVIDED WE FALL	SUPPORT BLACK BIKERS

I LOVE MY COUNTRY. IT'S THE GOVERNMENT I'M AFFRAID OF	BREAST INSPECTION 20 FEET AHEAD

I MAY BE A BITCH, BUT I AM THE PICK OF THE LITER	YOU WANT ME, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET

WHAT THE BIKE WANTS, THE BIKE GETS	WHAT THE BITCH WANTS THE BITCH GETS

PEOPLE SHOULD NOT FEAR THEIR GOVERNMENT. GOVERNMENT SHOULD FEAR IT'S PEOPLE	CAN BE MOUNTED IN ANY POSITION

I'M NOT FUCKIN STUPID, BUT I USED TO	I ALWAYS SMELL IT FIRST

I TOOK A PAIN PLL, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?	I'M NOT SHY, I STUDY MY PREY.

SMILE & LET IT GO	PLEASE BE STUPID SOMEWHERE ELSE

I'M BAD WITH NAMES. MAY I JUST CALL YOU DUMB?	NO...I'M PRETTY SURE THAT PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE

I DON' DO IT, YOU CAN'T PROVE IT, THE SHEEP ARE LYI8NG.	I DON'T DO NICE

IT'S NOT P.M.S. IT Y.O.U.	DON'T ASK ME

I WAS HIRED FOR MY LOOKS	I I SOETIMES GO TO MY OWN LITTLE WORLD-THEY KNOW ME THERE.I

I'M NOT WEIRD, I'M GIFTED	WHY CAN'T ALL MY BOYFRIENDS GET ALONG?

I'VE GOT PEOPLE TO DO & THINGS TO SEE	YOU KNOW YOUR LIFE SUCKS WHEN YOU CAN'T GET 8 BALL TO ANSWER A SIMPLE YES OR NO QUESTION.

SUPER BITCH	BITCHY BITCH

BITE ME	PRINCESS

I DON'T PAY CHILD SUPPORT. I PAY BITCH SUPPORT!	DON'T DISGRACE YOUR RACE

OF COURSE WOMEN DON'T WORK AS HARD AS MEN, THEY WOULD GET RIGHT THE 1ST TIME	I STILL MISS MY EX,K BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING

NOTICE: BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL ATTITUDE IMPROVES.	I MAY SCHIZO-PHRENIC, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE EACH OTHER.

I I HAVE KLEPTOMANIA AND WHEN IT GET BAD, I TAKE SOMETHING FOR IT.	PUT YUR BIG GIRL PANTIES AND BIKER UP

IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE STUPID YOU BETTER BE TUFF	DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL, HATE ME BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND THINKS SO

NO FAT CHICKS	I WISH SOMEBOY WOUOLD DO SOMETHING ABOUT HOW FAT I AM

JESUS IS MY INSURANCE	WHEN I DIE I AM GOING TO HAUNT YOU

STEREOTYPES ARE A REAL TIME SAVER	BANNED FROM PUBLIC TRANSPORATION

NO TRANS-FATTIES	LIVING THE DREAM PLAN B

MEN ARE LIKE TILE.	BITE ME

A HUNDRED THOUSAND SPERM AND YOU WERE THE FASTEST?	AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO OWN THE ROAD

CAUSTION! DRIVER LEGALLY BLONDE	DID THE ALIENS FORGET TO REOVE YOUR ANAL PROBE?

DON'T ASSUME I AM INTO CHEAP MEANINGLESS SEX	DON'T FOLLOW ME. I AM LOST TOO.

DON'T WORRY..IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME	DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH. HE'S MARRIED

GET OFF MY ASS BEFORE I START TO LIKE IT	HEAVILY MEDICATED FOR YOUR SAFETY

I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM	WELL AREN'T WE JUST A RAY OF FUCKING SUNSHINE

AM I DEAD YET?	PLEASE TAKE A NUMBER AND STICK YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ASS

IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT THEN I'M FAST, CHEAP & EASY	ASK ME ABOUT MY ABILITY TO ANNOY COMPLETE STRANGERS

YOU SUCK BIG TIME	ADMITTING YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE IS THE FIRST STEP

BACK TO YOUR BRIDGE YOU EVIL TROLL! YOU HAVE NO POWERS HERE	CAN'T SLEEP. CLOWNS WILL EAT ME!

DON'T MAKE ME GO PSYCHO BITCH	DID YO EAT A BOWL OF DUMB FUCK FOR BREAKFAST?

I'M STILL HOT. IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES NOW.	EASY THERE MR. TESTOSTERONE, YOU CAN BE REPLACED BY A ZUCCHINI

A BIT PISSY TODAY	DAME RIGHT I'M GOOD IN BED. I CAN SLEEP FOR DAYS.

WHOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DO	AND YOUR BULLSHIT OPINION WOULD BE?

ALCOHOL WAS INVENTED SO UNGLY PEOPLE COULD GET LAID TOO	YOU SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE ITS A BAD THING

FOR GOOD TIME CAL SOMEONE ELSE	I DO WHATEVER THE LITTLE VOICES TELL ME TO DO

AMANGLLY ENOUGH I DON'T GIVE A SHIT	BEING A CRABBY BITCH IS PART OF MY CHARM

HITLER WAS A JERK	SAY "NO" TO DRUGS! THAT WILL BRING THE PRICES DOWN.

THE POLICE NEVER THINK IT IS AS FUNNY AS YOU DO	TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED

I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST, BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK	I DON'T SKINNY DIP, I CHUNKY DIP

DON'T HIT KIDS! THEY HAVE GUNS NOW	I'M OUT OF BED AND DRESSED WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

I HAVE DRINKING PROBLEM, I CAN'T AFFORD IT.	I MAY BE CRUEL AND HEARTLESS BITCH, BUT I AM DAMN GOOD AT IT.

I NEED SOMEONE REALLY BAD. ARE YOU REALLY BAD?	I RESPECT YOU OPININ. I JUST DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

I SUFFER FROM CRS (CAN'T REMEMBER SHIT)	I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE BARBIE, THAT BITCH HAS EVERYTHING

I WASN'T BORN A BITCH. MEN LIKE YOU MAKE ME THAT WAY.	IF I WANTED TO HEAR FROM AN ASSHOLE. I WOULD FART.

IF YOU ARE NOT A HEMMORHOID THEN GET OFF MY ASS	IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY ATTITUDE, STOP LOOKING AT MY STICKERS

IT'S TIME TO PULL OVER AND CHANGE THE AIR IN YOUR HEAD	LORD GIVEM E PATIENCE...BUT HURRY!

OF ALL THE THINGS I'VE LOST, I MISS MY HEART THE MOST.	TO HELL & BACK AGAIN.

I CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR NAME, MIND IF I CALL YOU ASSHOLE?	RIDE IT LIKE YOU OWN IT AND HAVE IT FIX SHIT WHEN IT BREAKS

ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!	STOP GLOBAL WHINING!

SEX IS NOT THE ANSWER. SEX IS THE QUESTION. YES IS THE ANSWER!!!	I THINK YOU ARE UNDERESTIMATING MY DIRTY MIND!

NO TRESPASSING! VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT. SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN	I AM HUGE IN JAPAN

DON'T MAKE GOD VOMIT. (REV 3:16)	SANTA GAVE ME COAL JESUS SAVED MY SOUL.


DIVORCE IS LIKE THROWING UP. YOU DON'T WANT TO, BUT YOU FEEL BETTER AFTERWARDS	WE DON'T NEED THAT, I'VE BEEN TESTED