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MOTORCYCLE HELMET STICKERS |
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20 MILES & $20K DON'T MAKE YOU A BIKER |
Let those who ride decide
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LOUD
PIPES SAVE LIVES |
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FRIENDS
DON'T LET FRIENDS RIDE RICE BURNERS |
If
you don't have a bike
you're not a biker
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BITCH |
If
it has tits or wheels it will give you problems |
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INSTANT
ASSHOLE
JUST ADD ALCOHOL |
SPEAK
ENGLISH OR GET THE HELL OUT! |
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SHIT
HAPPENS |
FUCK
OFF |
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BITCH
WITH AN EXCUSE! |
I'M
NOT WEARING THIS HELMET BY CHOICE |
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CAPABLE
OF EVADING HIGH SPEED PURSUIT |
HELL
ON WHEELS |
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49% SON
OF A BITCH 51% MOTHERFUCKER |
SUPPORT
YOUR LOCAL TITTY BAR |
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GOOD KID
GONE BAD |
SKOOTER
TRASH |
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IM
NOT YOUR FUCKIN BABY |
NEVER
TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEED 3 TO 5 DAYS AND DOESN'T DIE |
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It's
A Sick World And I'm A Happy Guy! |
PRACTICE
SAFE SEX
GO FUCK YOURSELF |
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It
Ain' t Easy Being Fat and Greasy! |
Deal
With It! |
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Places
to Go, People to Annoy! |
I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used
As A Bad Example
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Helmet
Laws Still Suck! |
I
Have P.M. S. And A Gun Any Questions? |
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You
Never Truly Know A Woman Till You Meet Her In Court! |
Dip
Me In Honey And Throw Me To The Lesbians! |
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I'm
So Far Behind I Think I'm First! |
I'm
Not A Bitch I've Just Been In A Bad Mood |
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Ride
Naked! |
Still
Crazy After All These Beers! |
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Beyond
Bitch |
No
Bar Too Far |
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I'm
Not Going Bald Just Getting More Head! |
Remember
When Sex Was Safe And Motorcycles Were Dangerous? |
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Loud
Pipes Save Lives Jesus Saves Souls |
Don't
Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Ride Your Bitch |
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Horn
Broke Watch For Finger! |
I'm
Not Fuckin' Stupid! But I Used To. |
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My
Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker! |
My
Life Is Shit But Hey, Thanks For Asking |
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Hairdo
By Helmet |
COME
ON, JUST THE TIP |
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PMS
Hell This Is One Of My Good Days |
There
Will Always Be A Place For You On My Shit List! |
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Designated
Asshole |
If
You Can't Run With The Big Dogs, Get Back On The Porch! |
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49%
Queen Bitch 51% Sweetheart |
Don't
Let My Big Tits Scare You, I'm Really A Nice Girl! |
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Hell
Hath No Fury Like A Woman With Helmet Head! |
You
Can't Ride If Your Fried! |
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Ride
For Jesus |
I
Love Jesus |
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Jesus
Happens |
My
Other Toy Has Tits |
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Bro's
Before Hoes |
If
You Are What You Eat I Can Be You In The Morning |
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Men:
No Shirt--No Service Women: No Shirt--Free Beer |
No
More Mr. Nice Guy..On Your Knees Bitch |
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Feed
The Hungry Screw The Horny |
If
You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance Baffle Them With Bullshit! |
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I
Like My Women On The Trashy Side |
If
I'd Shot You When I Wanted To I Would Out By Now! |
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I'm
Not That Kind Of Girl But I Could Be! |
Overworked
& Under Laid! |
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Bad
Is Fun |
Will
Work For Sex |
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That's
Ms. Bitch To You! |
Bikers
Have More Fun That People Do! |
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I
May Be A Bitch But I'm The Pick Of The Litter! |
I'm
The Person My Parents Warned Me About |
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Sex
Instructor First Lesson Free |
I'm
Not A Bitch I'm "The Bitch" |
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Orgasm
Donor |
Just
Say Yes! |
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Work
Is The Curse Of The Drinking Class! |
I'll
Drop You Like A Bad Habit! |
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The
Only Hell My Mother Raised Was Me! |
If
It Wasn't For Women & Beer, I'd Be Wealthy! |
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Girls
Wanted All Positions Will Train! |
If
Your So Cool Where's Your Tattoo? |
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Is
There Life After Death? Touch This Bike & Find Out. |
Good
Jobs Come By Word Of Mouth |
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Life's
A Bitch Then You Marry Two |
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Plastered! |
Live
Like A Dog-If You Can't Eat It Or Screw It. Piss On It. |
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If
You Can't Read This, Back The Hell Up. |
Yes,
I Can Kill You With My Bare Hands. |
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Welcome
To The U.S.A. Now Speak English |
It's
Not How You Ride It's What You Ride |
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Dirty
White Boy |
In
Dog Years, I'm Already Dead |
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Estrogen
Free Zone |
My
Boss Is A Jewish Carpenter |
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Freedom |
It's
Never Too Late To Have A Happy Childhood |
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Scooter
Trash |
Go
Ahead Act Stupid ...I Need Another Felony Conviction |
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Satan
Sucks |
My
Favorite Color Is Chrome |
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If
You Don't Limp You Aint Shit |
If
You Ain't Slidin' You Aint ridin |
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Hold
My Bike While I Kiss Your Wife |
Never
Ride Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly. |
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A
Buel Is Proof A Jap Bike Fucked A Harley |
Is
That Your Bike Or Are You Just Breaking It In For Your Daughter |
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How
Are Your Wife And My Kids? |
MILFOAB.
Mothers I'd Like To Fuck - On A Bike |
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Riding
My Kid's College Fund |
The
Fuckup Fairy Strikes Again |
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If
I Have To Explain...You Wouldn't Understand |
Sept
11, 2001 |
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It
Wont Suck Itself |
It
Aint Gonna Lick Itself |
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Can
I Touch You Where You Smell Funny |
I'm
Smiling-That Alone Should Scare You |
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I'm
Still Hot, It Just Comes In Flashes Now |
Born
To Kill |
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Damn
Right I'm Good In Bed, I Can Sleep For Days |
Rest
Assured- No One Gives A Shit What You Think |
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For
A Good Time Call Someone Else |
If
Only Men Were As Satisfying As Chocolate |
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J.I.L.D.W.I
- Jesus Is Lord, Deal With IT. |
W.W.S.D
- What Would Scooby Do? |
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I
Love The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning |
Make
Me An Offer I Can't Refuse |
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I've
Got A Feeling We're Not In Kansas Anymore. |
Go
Ahead, Make My Day. |
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What
We've Got Here Is Failure To Communicate. |
I'm
As Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Going To Take This Anymore! |
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Show
Me The Money! |
You
Can't Handle The Truth! |
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Well,
Nobody's Perfect. |
'Do
Ya Feel Lucky?' Well, Do Ya, Punk? |
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Say
"Hello" To My Little Friend! |
Here's
Johnny! |
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I
Peaked In High School |
Humpty
Dumpty Was Pushed |
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Nuke
France |
Formally
Attractive |
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Got
Pot? |
On
Your Knees Bitch |
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Before
You Asked The Answer Is No |
Tattoos
Are More Than Skin Deep |
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Best
If Eaten By Midnight |
Experience
Necessary. Apply Within |
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Honk
If You Have Never Seen A Loaded Gun Fired From A Moving Harley |
Forget
World Peace Visualize Using Your Turn Signals |
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If
You Can Read This Back Off |
A
10 Is A 9 That Swallows! |
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0
To Bitch In 25 Seconds |
Low
Rider |
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Ride
To Live Live To Ride |
Get-R-Done |
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Bad
Girls Deserve A Good Licking |
Fuckalicious |
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Sinner |
Bad
Girl |
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Hustla |
Sorry...Do
I Make You Look Fat? |
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I
Don't Make Mistakes I Date Them |
Pimp |
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You
Want Me...You Just Don't Know It Yet |
Smart
Ass |
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D.I.L.L.G.A.F |
I
Aint Your Fuckin' Baby |
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If
Your Dick Was As Big As Your Mouth I'd Be Interested |
A
Hard Man Is Good To Find |
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Shaved |
Finger
Lickin' Good |
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Ain't
Nothin' Like An 800 Lb. Vibrator |
I'm
The Bitch That Fell Off |
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If
I Fall Off, It's 'Cuz The Bastard Threw Me Off |
Biker
Bitch |
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Hot
Stuff |
Lesbian
Trapped In A Man's Body! |
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Swallow? |
All
Grown Up And Still Fascinated With Nipples |
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Your
Girlfriend Makes Great Breakfast! |
Ask
Me About Assisted Suicide |
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Swinger |
Do
I Look Like A People Person? |
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People
Like You Are The Reason People Like Me Kill |
If
I Want Any Lip Out Of You I'll Open My Zipper |
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Got
Jesus? |
Just
Say No To Evolution |
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Pro-Life |
Jesus
At Work |
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Jesus
Saves |
Saved |
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Jesus
Loves You |
Jesus
Loves You Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole |
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Jesus
Rocks |
Vote
Pro-Life |
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Jesus
Is Coming Look Busy |
Jesus
Freak |
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Two's
Company Three's Fun! |
Loud
Wives Loose Lives |
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Sex
Isn't Dirty Unless You Do It Right |
Condoms
Are Faster To Change Then Diapers |
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If
Your Not Living On The Edge Your Taking Up Too Much Room |
House
Work Doesn't Suck, If It Did Men Would Love It |
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Bad
Cop No Donuts |
If
I Learned From My Mistakes, I'd Be A Fucking Genius |
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All
Men Are Idiots And I Married The King |
Nobody's
Ugly After 2 A.M. |
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There's
No Life Like Low Life |
Fighting
For Peace Is Like Fighting For Virginity |
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Treat
Me Like The Pig That I Am |
If
All Else Fails Lower Your Standards |
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Turn
On The Gas Dummy |
Act
Your Age Not Your Dick Size |
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I'm
Queen Of The Fuckin Universe |
Send
My E-Mail To WWW.KissMyAss.com |
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The
Day Of Sport Fucking Is Over |
One
Day At A Time |
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Straight
Out Of The Trailer Park |
You
Can't Be First But You Can Be Next |
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Don't
Even Go There |
What
Are You Looking At? |
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Sometimes
You Feel Like A Slut Sometimes You Don't |
Have
A Shitty Day |
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The
Gene Pool Could Use More Chlorine |
I
Started Out Drawing On My Arm Now Look At Me |
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Evil,
Wicked, Mean & Nasty |
Either
Your Good Looking or I'm Drunk! |
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Smart
Ass White Boy |
Smart
Ass White Girl |
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I
Had A Wife Once |
Life's
To Short To Ride Ugly Women |
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My
Dads Biker Buddy |
Role
Model |
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Rehab
Is For Quitters |
Mine
Is Bigger Than Yours |
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I'm
Not Prejudice |
This
Place Sucks! |
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Where
The Hell Was I Last Night |
I'm
A Schizophrenic And So Am I |
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Take
Me Drunk I'm Home |
I
Make Shit Happen |
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The
Only Thing I Want In My Life Is For My Wife And Girlfriend To Get
Along |
Don't
Sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty thing |
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I
Like Lipstick On My Dipstick |
I
Drink Grape Juice Because O. J. Kills |
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Lick
On My Ears I Know What I'm Doing |
Does
This Bike Make My Ass Look Fat? |
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Set
Them Puppies Free |
My
Boss Is A Fuckin Asshole |
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Who
Pissed In Your Gene Pool |
My
Other Rides Your Daughter |
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Asshole
By Birth |
I
Fuck On The First Date |
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Go
Back To Mexico |
Work
Harder Millions On Welfare Are Depending On You |
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I
Ride The Short Bus |
I
Beat Anorexia |
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3
3 3 I'm Only Half Evil |
Drama
Queen |
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Jesus
Loves You But I'm His Favorite |
Where
The Hell Is Easy Street |
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I'm
Not An Alcoholic (Alcoholics Go To Meetings) |
P.E.T.A.-People
Eating Tasty Animals |
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Suck
My Drunk, I'm Dick |
I
Do Whatever the Voices In My Pants Tell Me To Do |
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Love
Thy Neighbor But Don't Get Caught |
There
Are 3 Kinds Of People Those Who Count And Those Can't |
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All
Men Are Created Equal One Step Below Women |
If
God Didn't Want Us To Eat Animals, He Wouldn't Have Made 'Em Out
Of Meat |
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I'm
Through With Love Thank God There's Still Sex |
Wish
You Were Beer |
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I'm
Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone |
Asshole
Not Just A Word, A Lifestyle |
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What
The Hell You Lookin' At? |
My
Child Was Inmate Of The Month At County Jail |
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Gun
Control Means Using Both Hands |
Gas,
Grass, Or Ass.. No One Rides For Free |
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Don't
Tailgate Me I'll Flick A Booger On Your Windshield |
Life's
All About Ass Covering It, Kicking It Or Trying To Get It |
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Keep
Honking... I'm Reloading |
I'd
Smack You, But Shit Splatters |
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For
A Small Town This One Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes |
Guns
Don't Kill People...Drivers With Cell Phones Do |
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If
I Wanted To Hear From An Asshole...I'd Fart |
I
Got In A Traffic Jam On My Road To Riches |
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Life
Is Short Break Some Rules |
I
Respect Your Opinion I Just Don't Want To Hear It |
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How
Fast Was I Going, Officer? Not Fast Enough I Guess |
Once
Upon A Time A Guy Asked A Girl To Marry Him She Said No, So The
Guy Lived Happily Ever After |
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I
Had A Handle On Life But It Broke |
Prevent
Accidents Put A Condom On Your Car |
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Turn
The Other Cheek? Hell, I Kick Ass |
Get
A Hummer (Then, Buy An S.U.V.) |
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Hummers
Should Be Given Not Driven |
Do
I Look Like I Give A Shit |
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Remember
My Name You'll Be Screaming It Later |
Big
Without Viagra |
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ABCDEFUCKYOU |
I'M
WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKING ABOUT |
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I
DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU DUMB, BUT IT REALLY WORKS |
FAT
PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP |
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NAPALM
STICKS TO KIDS |
I'M
ONLY 2 GIRLS SHORT OF A THREESOME |
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ALL
THIS AN A HUGE DICK |
HARD
WORK IS FOR PEOPLE SHORT ON TALENT |
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I DIRECT MIDGET PORN |
IF
I HAD BALLS THEY'D BE BIGGER THAN YOURS |
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IMMIGRANTS
ARE LIKE SPERM. MILLIONS GET IN BUT ONLY ONE WORKS |
IT
MUST SUCK TO BE YOU |
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ADMIT
IT YOU'D GO TO JAIL FOR THIS |
ASK
ME IF I CARE |
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BAD
INLUENCE |
BEER
SLUT |
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BEHIND
EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN IS A WOMAN WHO THINKS HE'S AN ASSHOLE |
CLEVERLY
DISGUISED AS AN ADULT |
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GUESS
WHERE I'M PIERCED |
HERE
I AM - NOW WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER 2 WISHES |
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I
LOVE MY BIG FAKE TITS |
I
LOVE BEING A BITCH |
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RECIPROCATE! |
WHY
WOULDENT YOU? |
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WHY
WOULDENT I? |
THAT'S
ONE OF THE BEST QUESITONS YOU COULD'VE ASKED! |
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IT
AIN'T NO FUN UNLESS YOUR BOYS CAN HAVE SOME! |
THAT'S
MIGHTY WHITE OF YOU |
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HUG
A ROOT |
EMBRACE
CAPITALISM |
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SHHH
YOU'LL LIKE IT |
SHE
SAID NO BUT THANKFULLY I WAS STRONGER |
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RECIPROCATE! |
WHY
WOULDN'T YOU? |
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BEEN
MILKED? |
IF
ITS SO GOOD, EAT IT YOURSELF |
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INTELLIGENT
DESIGN IS NEITHER |
I'M
FEELING MUCH BETTER SINCE I GAVE UP ALL HOPE |
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REAL
MEN LOVE JESUS. |
I'D
RATHER BE BLESSED THAN LUCKY. |
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LIFE
IS TOUGH, PRAY HARD |
HIS
DREAM BECAME OUR NIGHTMARE |
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SAVE
A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY |
MAKING
LOVE TO A YOUNGER MAN IS GREAT, BUT IF HE DIES, HE DIES! |
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HOLD
MY PURSE WHILE I KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND |
MY
TITS MAY NOT BE BIG, BUT THEY ARE NICE AND PERKY! |
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YOUR
TITS MAY BE BIG BUT MINE WON'T SAG |
HOME
GROWN NOT SILICONE |
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IT
ONLY SEEMS KINKY THE FIRST TIME |
WHAT
AM I, AN ASSHOLE MAGNET? |
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TOOTIN
AIN'T POLLUTION! |
PROUD
PARENT OF A VET |
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MOTHER
OF A VET |
FATHER
OF A VET |
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I DON'T MISS HIM AS MUCH AS I MISS HIS PIERCING |
NICE
AND EASY...I LIKE THEM SLEAZY |
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I
JUST DO WHAT IS REALLY RIGHT |
DEAD
PEOPLE STINK |
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IT
TAKES 46 MUSCLES TO FROWN BUT ONLY 4 TO FLIP 'EM TH BIRD. |
YOU
LAUGH BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT? I LAUGH CAUSE I JUST FARTED! |
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HARD
WORK NEVER KILLED ANYBODY, BUT WHY TAKE A CHANGE? |
THESE
ARE NO STUPID QUESTIONS. JUST STUPID PEOPLE. |
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YOU'RE
ONLY CHEATING IF YOU GET CAUGHT |
YOU
TRIED YOUR BEST AND FAILED MISERABLY LESSON IS "NEVER TRY" |
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THE
BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES |
PSYCHOAMAZON
WARBITCH FROM HELL WITH AN ATTITUDE! |
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I
JUST DON'T HAVE TIME FOR LESBIAN SEX |
PEOPLE
CAL ME APATHETIC, BUT I DONT CARE. |
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I
DON'T MISS HER TONGUE RING |
MY
OTHER MOTORCYCLE IS A BROOM |
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DRDRIVE
IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT.IVE |
IF
YOU DON'T LIKE MY ATTITUDE, STOP LOOKING AT MY STICKERS! |
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ASTROGLIDE
MAKES HER FEEL YOUNG AGAIN |
YOU
SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING. |
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YOUR
CHILD MAY BE AN HONOR STUDENT, BUT YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT |
WORK
HARDER!! MILLIONS ON WELFARE ARE DEPENDING ON YOU. |
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SORRY
IF I LOOK INTERESTED, I'M NOT |
NOBODY
LIVES FOREVER. |
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I
MIGHT BE OLD, BUT I STILL BURY A BONE. |
OUT
OF MIND (BACK IN 5 MINUTES) |
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EQUAL
RIGHTS FOR SOUTHERN WHITES |
KEVORKIAN
FOR WHITE HOUSE POSITION NOW. |
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HELL
YES I'M DRUNK...DO YU THINK I'M A STUNT DRIVER? |
THOSE
WHO LIVE BY THE SWORD GET SHOT BY THOSE WHO DON'T. |
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POLITICALLY
INCORRECT & PROUD. |
DON'T
STEAL, THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETION |
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UNITED
WE STAND, DIVIDED WE FALL |
SUPPORT
BLACK BIKERS |
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I
LOVE MY COUNTRY. IT'S THE GOVERNMENT I'M AFFRAID OF |
BREAST
INSPECTION 20 FEET AHEAD |
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I
MAY BE A BITCH, BUT I AM THE PICK OF THE LITER |
YOU
WANT ME, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET |
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WHAT
THE BIKE WANTS, THE BIKE GETS |
WHAT
THE BITCH WANTS THE BITCH GETS |
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PEOPLE
SHOULD NOT FEAR THEIR GOVERNMENT. GOVERNMENT SHOULD FEAR IT'S PEOPLE |
CAN
BE MOUNTED IN ANY POSITION |
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I'M
NOT FUCKIN STUPID, BUT I USED TO |
I
ALWAYS SMELL IT FIRST |
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I
TOOK A PAIN PLL, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? |
I'M
NOT SHY, I STUDY MY PREY. |
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SMILE
& LET IT GO |
PLEASE
BE STUPID SOMEWHERE ELSE |
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I'M
BAD WITH NAMES. MAY I JUST CALL YOU DUMB? |
NO...I'M
PRETTY SURE THAT PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE |
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I
DON' DO IT, YOU CAN'T PROVE IT, THE SHEEP ARE LYI8NG. |
I
DON'T DO NICE |
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IT'S
NOT P.M.S. IT Y.O.U. |
DON'T
ASK ME |
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I
WAS HIRED FOR MY LOOKS |
I I
SOETIMES GO TO MY OWN LITTLE WORLD-THEY KNOW ME THERE.I |
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I'M
NOT WEIRD, I'M GIFTED |
WHY
CAN'T ALL MY BOYFRIENDS GET ALONG? |
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I'VE
GOT PEOPLE TO DO & THINGS TO SEE |
YOU
KNOW YOUR LIFE SUCKS WHEN YOU CAN'T GET 8 BALL TO ANSWER A SIMPLE
YES OR NO QUESTION. |
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SUPER
BITCH |
BITCHY
BITCH |
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BITE
ME |
PRINCESS |
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I
DON'T PAY CHILD SUPPORT. I PAY BITCH SUPPORT! |
DON'T
DISGRACE YOUR RACE |
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OF
COURSE WOMEN DON'T WORK AS HARD AS MEN, THEY WOULD GET RIGHT THE
1ST TIME |
I
STILL MISS MY EX,K BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING |
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NOTICE:
BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL ATTITUDE IMPROVES. |
I
MAY SCHIZO-PHRENIC, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE EACH OTHER. |
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I I
HAVE KLEPTOMANIA AND WHEN IT GET BAD, I TAKE SOMETHING FOR IT. |
PUT
YUR BIG GIRL PANTIES AND BIKER UP |
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IF
YOU'RE GOING TO BE STUPID YOU BETTER BE TUFF |
DON'T
HATE ME BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL, HATE ME BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND THINKS
SO |
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NO
FAT CHICKS |
I
WISH SOMEBOY WOUOLD DO SOMETHING ABOUT HOW FAT I AM |
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JESUS
IS MY INSURANCE |
WHEN
I DIE I AM GOING TO HAUNT YOU |
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STEREOTYPES
ARE A REAL TIME SAVER |
BANNED
FROM PUBLIC TRANSPORATION |
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NO
TRANS-FATTIES |
LIVING
THE DREAM PLAN B |
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MEN
ARE LIKE TILE. |
BITE
ME |
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A
HUNDRED THOUSAND SPERM AND YOU WERE THE FASTEST? |
AS
A MATTER OF FACT, I DO OWN THE ROAD |
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CAUSTION!
DRIVER LEGALLY BLONDE |
DID
THE ALIENS FORGET TO REOVE YOUR ANAL PROBE? |
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DON'T
ASSUME I AM INTO CHEAP MEANINGLESS SEX |
DON'T
FOLLOW ME. I AM LOST TOO. |
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DON'T
WORRY..IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME |
DRIVER
CARRIES NO CASH. HE'S MARRIED |
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GET
OFF MY ASS BEFORE I START TO LIKE IT |
HEAVILY
MEDICATED FOR YOUR SAFETY |
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I'M
NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM |
WELL
AREN'T WE JUST A RAY OF FUCKING SUNSHINE |
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AM
I DEAD YET? |
PLEASE
TAKE A NUMBER AND STICK YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ASS |
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IF
WE ARE WHAT WE EAT THEN I'M FAST, CHEAP & EASY |
ASK
ME ABOUT MY ABILITY TO ANNOY COMPLETE STRANGERS |
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YOU
SUCK BIG TIME |
ADMITTING
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE IS THE FIRST STEP |
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BACK
TO YOUR BRIDGE YOU EVIL TROLL! YOU HAVE NO POWERS HERE |
CAN'T
SLEEP. CLOWNS WILL EAT ME! |
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DON'T
MAKE ME GO PSYCHO BITCH |
DID
YO EAT A BOWL OF DUMB FUCK FOR BREAKFAST? |
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I'M
STILL HOT. IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES NOW. |
EASY
THERE MR. TESTOSTERONE, YOU CAN BE REPLACED BY A ZUCCHINI |
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A
BIT PISSY TODAY |
DAME
RIGHT I'M GOOD IN BED. I CAN SLEEP FOR DAYS. |
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WHOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DO |
AND
YOUR BULLSHIT OPINION WOULD BE? |
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ALCOHOL
WAS INVENTED SO UNGLY PEOPLE COULD GET LAID TOO |
YOU
SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE ITS A BAD THING |
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FOR
GOOD TIME CAL SOMEONE ELSE |
I
DO WHATEVER THE LITTLE VOICES TELL ME TO DO |
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AMANGLLY
ENOUGH I DON'T GIVE A SHIT |
BEING
A CRABBY BITCH IS PART OF MY CHARM |
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HITLER
WAS A JERK |
SAY
"NO" TO DRUGS! THAT WILL BRING THE PRICES DOWN. |
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THE
POLICE NEVER THINK IT IS AS FUNNY AS YOU DO |
TRESPASSERS
WILL BE VIOLATED |
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I'M
NOT A GYNECOLOGIST, BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK |
I
DON'T SKINNY DIP, I CHUNKY DIP |
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DON'T
HIT KIDS! THEY HAVE GUNS NOW |
I'M
OUT OF BED AND DRESSED WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT |
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I
HAVE DRINKING PROBLEM, I CAN'T AFFORD IT. |
I
MAY BE CRUEL AND HEARTLESS BITCH, BUT I AM DAMN GOOD AT IT. |
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I
NEED SOMEONE REALLY BAD. ARE YOU REALLY BAD? |
I
RESPECT YOU OPININ. I JUST DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. |
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I
SUFFER FROM CRS (CAN'T REMEMBER SHIT) |
I
WANT TO BE JUST LIKE BARBIE, THAT BITCH HAS EVERYTHING |
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I
WASN'T BORN A BITCH. MEN LIKE YOU MAKE ME THAT WAY. |
IF
I WANTED TO HEAR FROM AN ASSHOLE. I WOULD FART. |
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IF
YOU ARE NOT A HEMMORHOID THEN GET OFF MY ASS |
IF
YOU DON'T LIKE MY ATTITUDE, STOP LOOKING AT MY STICKERS |
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IT'S
TIME TO PULL OVER AND CHANGE THE AIR IN YOUR HEAD |
LORD
GIVEM E PATIENCE...BUT HURRY! |
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OF
ALL THE THINGS I'VE LOST, I MISS MY HEART THE MOST. |
TO
HELL & BACK AGAIN. |
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I
CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR NAME, MIND IF I CALL YOU ASSHOLE? |
RIDE
IT LIKE YOU OWN IT AND HAVE IT FIX SHIT WHEN IT BREAKS |
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ME
LOVE YOU LONG TIME! |
STOP
GLOBAL WHINING! |
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SEX
IS NOT THE ANSWER. SEX IS THE QUESTION. YES IS THE ANSWER!!! |
I
THINK YOU ARE UNDERESTIMATING MY DIRTY MIND! |
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NO
TRESPASSING! VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT. SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN |
I
AM HUGE IN JAPAN |
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DON'T
MAKE GOD VOMIT. (REV 3:16) |
SANTA
GAVE ME COAL JESUS SAVED MY SOUL. |
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DIVORCE
IS LIKE THROWING UP. YOU DON'T WANT TO, BUT YOU FEEL BETTER AFTERWARDS |
WE
DON'T NEED THAT, I'VE BEEN TESTED |
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