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Yeah, it’s a pretty tough beat I got. Being junior assistant to the security guard here at the credit-card-only car wash, you’ll see some things, all right.
This one time, a guy asked if we had a drink machine. I knew when I said no, it could get rough. Thankfully he chose to just shrug it off and walk away. But I was ready. I had my vest.
What? No, man, they don’t let me have a bullet proof vest. Are you nuts? I had my Men's Side Lace Leather Biker Vest. My Classic Side-Laced leather Motorcycle Vest is made of 3 oz. buffalo hide and has a smooth sewn-in lining. Two external and two internal pockets make it convenient to carry the few essential items I’ll need on my beat, like my emergency whistle and my inhaler. This motorcycle vest has four black steel snaps.
That’s right. It’s all about tactics. That’s how you keep a clean credit-card-only car wash. Hey, let me tell you about the time I stared down a little girl that tried to put a Care Bear sticker on the brick wall. It was a dark night, the kind of night that Batman would have faced. All I had was my wits, my cunning, and my Leather Vest…
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