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| JOCKEY BONE YARD PINK NOVELTY MOTORCYCLE
HELMET
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Certification: NOVELTY
Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL
Weight: 627g, 1.61lbs
Side to Side Length: 19.8cm, 7.8in
Front to Back Length: 27cm, 10.7in
Padding Thickness: .44cm
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Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma.
My name is German BoneYard Pink and I am a motorcycle helmet with class and style. How dare she disrespect me and think I could go by any other name. She obviously does not know the vengeance that I carry with my pink jockey skull style.
Does Emma have a fiberglass shell? Does Emma have Steel Rivets? Does Emma have strong nylon strapping? I bet not. I bet Emma is one of those fat DOT Motorcycle Helmets without the extra thin .44 cm padding.
I assume his brothers girlfriend was named Emma, and she is confused as to which of her children was bringing someone over to meet them
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Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
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Jockey/Polo styling
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Quick Release closure
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One-year warranty
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Minimal Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
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Steel Rivets
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Gloss Pink BoneYard Finish
This is not a D.O.T Certified Motorcycle Helmet.
| Adult |
Hat
Size |
Inches |
CM |
| XS |
6-5/8
- 6-3/4 |
20-87
- 21.26 in. |
53-54cm |
| S |
6-7/8
- 7 |
21.27
- 22.05 in. |
55-56
cm |
| M |
7-1/8
- 7-1/4 |
22.06
- 22.83 in. |
57-58
cm |
| L |
7-3/8
- 7-3/4 |
22.84
- 23.62 in. |
59-60
cm |
| XL |
7-5/8
- 7-7/8 |
23.63
- 24.41 in. |
61-62
cm |
| XXL |
7-7/8
- 8 |
24.42
- 25.20 in. |
63-64
cm |
Price: $50.00
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T-Shirt
$10.00
Neoprene Face Masks $10.00
Motorcycle Helmet Stickers
Biker Leather
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