Jesse James, the notorious owner of West Coast Choppers rides in the Novelty Polo Chrome Motorcycle Helmet. This really should not matter to you. What should matter to you is the fact that Jesse James is married to and sleeps with Sandra Bullock. Now, I know we have all seen Jesse James so we realize that Sandra Bullock is not with him for his looks and she already has plenty of money.

So, why is Sandra with him? Obviously, it is because he wears that Novelty Polo Chrome Motorcycle Helmet. Sandra knows that only the coolest riders can pull off the polo chrome style. When Jesse puts this motorcycle helmet on backwards it just drives Sandra crazy. She loves looking at herself on the chrome finish when she rides behind him.

Listen, if you are having trouble attracting a mate, you need this Jockey Chrome Motorcycle Helmet. If it got Sandra over the fact that her man was married to a porn star, you should have no problem.

• Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
• Jockey/Polo styling
• Quick Release closure
• One-year warranty
• Minimal Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
• Steel Rivets
• Chrome Finish

This is not a D.O.T. Certified helmet.