Give me style. Good, good. Now give me beauty. Oh, that’s nice. Real nice. How about value? Mmm. That’s HOT.

You know, when you walked through the door of my studio, I could tell you weren’t like the other motorcycle helmets I photograph. You’re something special and it shows. Such poise, such grace. I’ve never seen a novelty motorcycle helmet quite like you in my entire career. By the time we’re done here, you’ll be the most popular motorcycle helmet at Iron Horse Helmets. Billboards, television, web banner ads, the whole lot, all featuring your BoneYard red paint all over the world. But you have to be prepared to do whatever it takes if you want to be a motorcycle helmet star. Can you do that? Good. That’s what I like to hear.

Why don’t we go to my “special” motorcycle? I can’t wait to put my head into you…with your soft .44cm thick padding and your strong nylon strapping. I just love your Jockey/Polo styling. You really are a beautiful Boneyard red motorcycle helmet.

Hey, where are you going? What do you mean I’m creeping you out? I am a professional! Without me, you’ll be stuck on the shelves forever, you hear me?! I’ll blacklist you so fast there’s not a painter the world that will work with you by the time you hit the sidewalk! You’re ruined! RUINED!

• Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
• Jockey/Polo styling
• Quick Release closure
• One-year warranty
• Minimal Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
• Steel Rivets
• Gloss Red BoneYard Finish

This is not a D.O.T. Certified helmet.