JOCKEY BONE YARD NOVELTY MOTORCYCLE HELMET

Certification: NOVELTY Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL Weight: 627g, 1.61lbs Side to Side Length: 19.8cm, 7.8in Front to Back Length: 27cm, 10.7in Padding Thickness: .44cm

He shut his cell phone and stepped out onto the balcony of his penthouse apartment to enjoy a cigarette. “Photo shoot”, his agent had said. “Tomorrow, 8am. The Rice Crispy people want to update the image again.” Crackle exhaled smoke over the lights of the city below and wondered what it was going to be this time. Skateboards? Video games? Maybe the people in marketing had probably found a way to work social networking into the campaign. Whatever. It really didn’t matter to Crackle as long as the check cleared.

Still, he’d wondered where they had dug up the other two. Crackle hadn’t heard from the boys in years. The last he’d heard, Snap had found religion, moved out to Utah, and started some sort of compound. And Pop, well, the only times he ever crawled out of whatever hole he was hiding in was when he need money, whether it was to pay off a bookie or keep one of the many women he’d wronged from going public.

Crackle shook his head thinking about them. He had been the smart one, or maybe “lucky” was a better word. He’d found he had a knack for the stock market early in his career and, with the cereal money, had cultivated a more respectable life for himself, a life of rich with culture and taste. He thought of the advice the Dig'em Frog once gave him as they went on a motorcycle ride. “Son,” he’d said, “in the bowl of life, there’s a lot that’ll make a man soggy. You’ve got to strive everyday to be one of the crispy ones.”

There was nothing soggy about the Bone Yard Purple Jockey Motorcycle Helmet Crackle rode with. It’s jockey/polo styling, fiberglass shell, nylon strapping and steel rivets were enough to make the old Sugar Bear jealous. The looks he received as he rode in his Jockey Bone Yard Purple Motorcycle Helmet were just the thing he needed to remind him why he got into cereal box modeling in the first place.

‘Stay crispy,’ he thought to himself. It’d be a struggle tomorrow, to be sure. After all, when Snap, Crackle, and Pop were in a room together, the results were always explosive.

• Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
• Jockey/Polo styling
• Quick Release closure
• One-year warranty
• Minimal Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
• Steel Rivets
• Gloss Purple BoneYard Finish

This is not a D.O.T Certified helmet.

Price: $50.00

Neoprene Face Masks $10.00

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