Okay, looks like your check’s cleared so… you’re in! Welcome to the 2010 Laughlin River Run, here’s your badge, just watch those drunks in the elevator, and we’ll see you at the luncheon! Next!

Hey, how’s it going? Welcome to the 2010 Laughlin River Run! Today we’re letting in bikers for half price, but I do have to tell you that you’ve got to actually be in the club before I can… oh, you ARE in club? Well, sorry about that, I guess it’s kind of subtle. Why don’t you just tell me what it is you’re representing, and I can write it on the form and… ironhorsehelmets.com? You’re representing ironhorsehelmet.com? How can you be… oh, I get it, it’s because you’re wearing a Skull Pile German Motorcycle Helmet. Ha, ha, ha. Full price.

Well, sure, of course I know what ironhorsehelmets.com is, I’m working the desk at a rally, after all. You don’t get here without knowing all about the secret motorcycle corners of the Internet. But… you really think just using Skull Pile German Motorcycle Helmet makes you a ironhorsehelmets.com biker? Yes, I do understand that they carry one themselves several times a year, and yes, they’re good little players but I don’t think you count as… no, I believe you, I’m sure they’re even using one today, you don’t have to… okay, great, there it is, matt black finish with silver skulls, right along the sides, perfect. But you can’t represent a website by just using their motorcycle helmet. Couldn’t you even put on a leather jacket?

This is not a D.O.T. Certified Motorcycle Helmet.

• Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
• German styling
• Quick Release closure
• One-year warranty
• Minimal Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
• Steel Rivets
• Flat Black & Silver Finish

This is not a D.O.T. Certified helmet.