Dear Diary: sometimes I wish people would see me as the German Motorcycle Helmet that I am, and not just as the novelty motorcycle helmet.
I get so sick of people at school asking me if I am DOT approved. And just today, my own grandma asked me why I can't be DOT like other motorcycle helmets. So what if I can't? Just because I don't have that bulky padding and foam, does that mean I don't have feelings?
Why can't they just accept me as I am, diary – quick release, flat finish and all? The DOT German and I both have a fiberglass shell. We both have steel rivets. We both have nylon straps Y-straps.
But no. Everybody always wants to compare, to tear me down for not being everything DOT says I should be. But just you wait, diary. Someday somebody'll need a motorcycle helmet that fits and looks great – and then this lowly Novelty German Motorcycle Helmet will show that DOT lady that she's not so great. Someday, diary. Someday
This is not a D.O.T. Certified Motorcycle Helmet.
- Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
- German styling
- Quick Release closure
- One-year warranty
- Minimal Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
- Steel Rivets
- Matt Black Finish
This is not a D.O.T. Certified helmet.
| Adult |
Hat Size |
Inches |
CM |
XS
S
M
L
XL
XXL |
6-5/8 - 6-3/4
6-7/8 - 7
7-1/8 - 7-1/4
7-3/8 - 7-3/4
7-5/8 - 7-7/8
7-7/8 - 8 |
20-87 - 21.26 in.
21.27 - 22.05 in.
22.06 - 22.83 in.
22.84 - 23.62 in.
23.63 - 24.41 in.
24.42 - 25.20 in. |
53-54cm
55-56 cm
57-58 cm
59-60 cm
61-62 cm
63-64 cm |
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