GERMAN FLAT NOVELTY MOTORCYCLE HELMET

Certification: NOVELTY Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL Weight: 624g, 1.6lbs Side to Side Length: 23cm, 9.1in Front to Back Length: 28cm, 11in Padding Thickness: .3cm, .16in

Dear Diary: sometimes I wish people would see me as the German Motorcycle Helmet that I am, and not just as the novelty motorcycle helmet.

I get so sick of people at school asking me if I am DOT approved. And just today, my own grandma asked me why I can’t be DOT like other motorcycle helmets. So what if I can’t? Just because I don’t have that bulky padding and foam, does that mean I don’t have feelings?

Why can’t they just accept me as I am, diary – quick release, flat finish and all? The DOT German and I both have a fiberglass shell. We both have steel rivets. We both have nylon straps Y-straps.

But no. Everybody always wants to compare, to tear me down for not being everything DOT says I should be. But just you wait, diary. Someday somebody’ll need a motorcycle helmet that fits and looks great – and then this lowly Novelty German Motorcycle Helmet will show that DOT lady that she’s not so great. Someday, diary. Someday

This is not a D.O.T Certified Motorcycle Helmet.

• Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
• German styling
• Quick Release closure
• One-year warranty
• Minimal Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
• Steel Rivets
• Matt Black Finish

This is not a D.O.T Certified helmet.

Price: $30.00

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