GERMAN BONE YARD NOVELTY MOTORCYCLE HELMET
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Certification: NOVELTY Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL Weight: 624g, 1.6lbs Side to Side Length: 23cm, 9.1in Front to Back Length: 28cm, 11in Padding Thickness: .3cm, .16in |
Remember when calling attention to nerdiness was a BAD thing?
Do kids not get swirlies anymore?
Congratulations, nerds. The geek have inherited the earth, and now skinny, pale guys with thick black-framed glasses are all the rage. Which is Horrible and never would have happened back in the day.
See, whippersnappers, when WE were your age you got beat up by guys in German BoneYard Red Novelty Motorcycle Helmets for being a nerd. It was a horrid epithet spat from the mouths of jocks, hot girls, and bikers. You couldn’t just saunter around declaring your nerd-hood. You’d get punched, wedgied, purple nurpled, or something even worse.
And now you kids just walk around like it’s no big deal. You’re HAPPY to be nerds.
Take away those nerds freedom and smash this German BoneYard Novelty Motorcycle Helmet on their head. They can’t be a nerd if they wear this Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell with German Styling.
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Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
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German styling
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Quick Release closure
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One-year warranty
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Minimal Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
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Steel Rivets
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Gloss Boneyard Red Finish
This is not a D.O.T Certified helmet.
| Adult | Hat Size | Inches | CM |
| XS | 6-5/8 - 6-3/4 | 20-87 - 21.26 in. | 53-54cm |
| S | 6-7/8 - 7 | 21.27 - 22.05 in. | 55-56 cm |
| M | 7-1/8 - 7-1/4 | 22.06 - 22.83 in. | 57-58 cm |
| L | 7-3/8 - 7-3/4 | 22.84 - 23.62 in. | 59-60 cm |
| XL | 7-5/8 - 7-7/8 | 23.63 - 24.41 in. | 61-62 cm |
| XXL | 7-7/8 - 8 | 24.42 - 25.20 in. | 63-64 cm |
Price: $50.00
T-Shirt $8.00
Neoprene Face Masks $10.00
