People of Earth:

In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. Just because I sell this German BoneYard Novelty Blue Motorcycle Helmet does not mean that I am in a Bone Yard myself.

In fact, I am still very much alive and happy to see the sun. Six years ago, I we started producing this beautiful blue novelty motorcycle helmet. Like a lot of us, I grew up wondering why so many motorcycle helmets on the market were so freaking ugly. I worked long and hard to get that opportunity to make the coolest novelty motorcycle helmet on the market.

But sadly, this is it. After months and months of design work, the German BoneYard Blue is all I could come up with. I basically had to steal the exact design from the German BoneYard Red and just change the color. It is true, creativity is dead…but, at least I made it with a fiberglass shell.

• Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
• German styling
• Quick Release closure
• One-year warranty
• Minimal Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
• Steel Rivets
• Gloss Boneyard Blue Finish

This is not a D.O.T. Certified helmet.