Hello, and welcome to “Cooking For Drunken Bachelors." Today we’ll be attempting to make a cake while wearing Gauntlet leather glove. We’ll need sugar, flour, baking soda, milk, three eggs, vanilla and a motorcycle. Are we ready?

First, we’re going to try to crack the eggs while wearing these top grain buffalo leather gloves. Be sure to keep the white and the yolk separate. Not for any technical reason, we’re just racist. Let the whites run into a large metal bowl. Now be sure to fill the bowl (white) milk. Make sure it’s to the very top, you don’t want to come up short.

Stir clockwise with the your finger (while still wearing the gloves), slowly adding the flour until the mixture is blended smoothly. Then add the other ingredients and blend. Using the leather Gloves, attach the Jumper Cables to the bowl, and turn on the motorcycle battery. Let the mixture cook for a half hour, or until your roomie tries to pick it up and begins to electrocute himself. Use your gloved hands to bust any bubbles.

Allow the cake to cool for ten minutes. Then decorate the cake by placing your leather gloves flat on it so the frosting shows the hide marks.

We hope you enjoy your cake, or at least survive it. Next time, we’ll be making Sloppy Joes using ground turkey and a motorcycle helmet. See you then!

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