“Poser”? I say, did you just call me a “Poser”? How dare you, sir? I’ll slap you with my gloves.
And you don’t want a slap from these Full finger knuckle hole gloves. No way you can survive that. The pain from the Top grain buffalo leather will break you like Rocky broke Ivan Drago. The Velcro closure for wrist adjustment will help me slide in and out of these gloves at the speed of light…Light I tell you, like these gloves, they are really light.
Oh, you want me to let you slide now, I don’t think so. I can’t just let you slide after you made me bring in a Rocky reference…I must break you.
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