I’m making myself a promise this year. To paraphrase Sir Paul McCartney's 1984 #6 (U.S.)/#2 (U. K.) smash hit, no more lonely nights. No more after-hours basic cable marathons in the hotel room. No more asking the guys handing out the cards of the naked ladies, "So what do you guys do for fun? And can I please, please, please come?" No, this week while I'm in Las Vegas, I shall endeavor to put on my DOT Full Face 80 Red G Motorcycle Helmet and speed through the streets, at least until the police catch me.

So if you're in Vegas, let me know here and perhaps we shall deign to "hook up" (not in the current teenager sense of the word). Also, look for me in my distinctive Full Face red-and-black DOT Motorcycle Helmet like some kind of "street team".

• padded neck roll and chin strap
  
• injection molded eyeport
  
• bottom edge trim
  
• replaceable brushed nylon interior
  
• silicon coated face shield
  
• injection molded polycarbonate shell
  
• forehead and chin vents
  
• DOT approved
  
• UV Lacquer Finish
  
• 3.49 lbs