They say that to keep a relationship working, you must kindle that spark. We can’t help with the Kindle, but here’s a Flame NeoDanna.

Just think. Just think! With a slightly better marketing department, the Flame NeoDanna might have been the NeoDanna that took the world by storm.

The Flame Neodanna is a revolutionary item with multiple features. Our 100% cotton bandanna is combined with a flame neoprene facemask to ensure full coverage of the face and neck, providing a comfortable light-weight fit. The neoprene section covers the cheeks, nose & mouth, while the bandanna is easily adjusted with a Velcro closure. Ideal for wind and dust protection in both warm and cold weather settings.

The Flame NeoDanna may not have the name, but it’s certainly got the goods. It’s just too bad it wasn’t sitting at the cool kids table back in the day. It really could have been somebody.