Personally, I’m a little disappointed that this Bear Neoprene Face Mask is tastefully not vicious enough. You don’t copy a design from the world’s most ironic t-shirt only to half-ass the execution.

Imagine if you bought this Bear Biker Mask the right way. How great would it be—when you finally manage to lure that hipster girl home from the biker bar—to peel off your actual Bear Neoprene Face Mask and reveal you look like a bear underneath?

She would positively swoon. I mean, after all, she went home with a guy wearing a Bear Neoprene facemask. The roofies had to kick in at some point.

Black Bear Design Neoprene facemask features full coverage of the face and ears. Stretchy neoprene material is warm and water resistant. Black Bear Patterns are reversible to solid black material. Velcro closure ensures great fit with goggles, with a helmet or without. One size fits most.