DOT Polo Blue Motorcycle Helmet
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Certification: DOT Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL Weight: 872g, 1.47lbs Side to Side Length: 22.3cm, 8.9in Front to Back Length: 28.5cm, 11.4in Padding Thickness: 2.54cm, 1in |
What the… Bethany?! Are you making out with my Blue BoneYard DOT Polo Motorcycle Helmet?!
Jeez, I turn my back for two minutes to get a drink at the bar and here you are playing tongue hockey with my best motorcycle helmet! Well, now I know why everyone’s been warning me about you. And to think that I defended your honor when Bob called you a “helmet-tramp”. He never did forgive me for punching him in the throat that night, and now I know why.
It’s so clear to me now. I knew something was up the moment I brought the DOT Polo Motorcycle Helmet home for the first time. I just thought you wanted one for yourself. Little did I know that actually you “wanted” mine. And all those questions you kept asking about it. “So, it meets or exceeds D.O.T. standards? It protects AND has a fiberglass shell? Mmmm. Tell me more about the unique Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior. That sounds so sassy, Henry.”
Fine. FINE. I can see when I’m not wanted. I guess my lack of steel Rivets and nylon strapping doesn’t thrill you. I understand. Mr. Small And Discreet can have you, strange kinks and all. I’m going home to pack up your stuff. Weirdo.
| *Fiberglass shell |
| *Jockey/Polo styling |
| *QR closure |
| *Meets or exceeds D.O.T. standards |
| *Superior strength |
| *Nylon strapping |
| *Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior |
| *Gloss finish |
| *Steel Rivets |
| Adult | Hat Size | Inches | CM |
| XS | 6-5/8 - 6-3/4 | 20-87 - 21.26 in. | 53-54cm |
| S | 6-7/8 - 7 | 21.27 - 22.05 in. | 55-56 cm |
| M | 7-1/8 - 7-1/4 | 22.06 - 22.83 in. | 57-58 cm |
| L | 7-3/8 - 7-3/4 | 22.84 - 23.62 in. | 59-60 cm |
| XL | 7-5/8 - 7-7/8 | 23.63 - 24.41 in. | 61-62 cm |
| XXL | 7-7/8 - 8 | 24.42 - 25.20 in. | 63-64 cm |
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