My buddy and I were out riding our Harleys. His NEW Road King Custom was box stock. Mine is far from it. Anyway, we pulled up in front of this High Class Country Western Night Club (they let the bikes park on the side walk right in front).

This HOT looking young blond runs up to me and says, “Can you take me for a ride??”

Now, I am a happily married man (AND MY WIFE KNOWS HOW TO SHOOT! ). My buddy is my age (50 something) and single. So, I said, “Sorry, but I don’t have a extra motorcycle helmet. But my Buddy David does, ask him” (I was trying to fix him up, honestly).

So, she runs over to him and asks, “Do you have a spare motorcycle helmet so I can go for a ride?”

He said, “Why I certainly do young lady!” and pulled a beautiful Black Rose D.O.T. Polo Motorcycle Helmet from his saddlebag. She took it and said, “THANKS!!” and then ran over and jumped on the back of my Hog while I was trying to park!!

Well, when I got back from our little ride David was cussing me out. I told him, “Bro, I was trying to hook you up. But you got that stock thing going on. I got cams, pistons, chrome and THUNDER…Chicks DIG it!