Digital Desert Neoprene Face Mask

Water resistent Reversible to solid black material Velcro closure Wearable with goggles One size fits most Climate Protection Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth

It has long been a tradition among the drunk and the knowledgeable to discuss what items you would take along to a desert island. The Digital Desert Neoprene Face Mask makes this question a thing of the past. First, because the Stretchy neoprene material is warm and water resistant. We all know how cold and wet it can get on a desert island. Second, wait, who needs a second? Why on earth would you bring something that is warm and water resistant to a desert island. It’s a freaking desert…there is no water and it is hot.

OK, don’t buy this Digital Desert Neoprene Face Mask if you are going to a desert island. Save your $10 and invest in bottled water or sun block. We all know that $10 worth of bottled water isn’t much.

Digital Desert Neoprene facemasks feature full coverage of the face and ears. The Stretchy neoprene material is warm and water resistant. Digital Desert Patterns are reversible to solid black material. Velcro closure ensures great fit with goggles, with a helmet or without. One size fits most.

Price: $9.99