From the outside of its white box, labeled "DOT German Motorcycle Helmet," it's clear to see that this DOT German BoneYard Red Motorcycle Helmet is trying awfully hard to be a real German War helmet. How, you might wonder, does it compare to the real thing in the real world? Poorly, according to German War historian Deutsche Vornamen. The external metal surface (which you might be familiar with) is here actually fiberglass, meaning you don't have to worry about shrapnel from incoming artillery long because you will probably be dead quickly. 

Vornamen concludes this German motorcycle helmet is an "astonishing bit of copycat work" held back by "the worst war technology ever. Oh, and when we told historian Vornamen that this is a motorcycle helmet and not a actual war helmet he called us cowards and screamed at us for wasting his time.

The DOT German BY Red Motorcycle Helmet Has:

• Fiberglass shell
  
• Traditional styling
  
• D-ring closure
  
• Meets or exceeds D.O.T. standards
  
• Superior strength
  
• Steel rivets
  
• Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
  
• BY Blue Black finish
  
• Weight: 1.15 pounds