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MOTORCYCLE HELMET STICKERS |
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20
MILES & $20K DON'T MAKE YOU A BIKER |
Let
those who ride decide |
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LOUD
PIPES SAVE LIVES |
Bad
to the Bone |
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FRIENDS
DON'T LET FRIENDS RIDE RICE BURNERS |
If
you don't have a bike you're not a biker |
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I'M
NOT WEARING THIS HELMET BY CHOICE |
CAPABLE
OF EVADING HIGH SPEED PURSUIT |
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HELL
ON WHEELS |
GOOD
KID GONE BAD |
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It's
A Sick World And I'm A Happy Guy! |
It
Aint Easy Being Fat and Greasy! |
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Deal
With It! |
Places
to Go, People to Annoy! |
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I'm
Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example |
Helmet
Laws Still Suck! |
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You Never
Truly Know A Woman Till You Meet Her In Court! |
I'm So
Far Behind I Think I'm First! |
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Still
Crazy After All These Beers! |
No Bar
Too Far |
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Loud
Pipes Save Lives Jesus Saves Souls |
Hairdo
By Helmet |
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If
You Can't Run With The Big Dogs, GetBack On The Porch |
Ride
For Jesus |
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I
Love Jesus |
Jesus
Happens |
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Men:
No Shirt--No Service Women: No Shirt--Free Beer |
If
I'd Shot You When I Wanted To I Would Out By Now |
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Bad
Is Fun |
Bikers
Have More Fun That People Do! |
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Just
Say Yes! |
I'll
Drop You Like A Bad Habit! |
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The
Only Hell My Mother Raised Was Me! |
If
It Wasn't For Women & Beer, I'd Be Wealthy! |
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If
Your So Cool Where's Your Tattoo? |
Is
There Life After Death? Touch This Bike & Find Out. |
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If
You Can't Read This, Back The Hell Up. |
Welcome
To The U.S.A. Now Speak English |
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It's
Not How You Ride It's What You Ride |
Dirty
White Boy |
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In
Dog Years, I'm Already Dead |
Estrogen
Free Zone |
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My
Boss Is A Jewish Carpenter |
Freedom |
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It's
Never Too Late To Have A Happy Childhood |
Satan
Sucks |
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My
Favorite Color Is Chrome |
If
You Ain't Slidin' You Ain't ridin |
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Hold
My Bike While I Kiss Your Wife |
Never
Ride Faster Than Your Gaurdian Angel Can Fly. |
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Is
That Your Bike Or Are You Just Breaking It In For Your Daughter |
How
Are Your Wife And My Kids? |
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Riding
My Kid's College Fund |
Sept
11, 2001 |
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I'm
Smiling-That Alone Should Scare You |
I'm
Still Hot, It Just Comes In Flashes Now |
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Born
To Kill |
Damn
Right I'm Good In Bed, I Can Sleep For Days |
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REAL
MEN LOVE JESUS. |
If
Only Men Were As Satisfying As Chocolate |
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J.I.L.D.W.I
- Jesus Is Lord, Deal With IT. |
W.W.S.D
- What Would Scooby Do? |
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Make
Me An Offer I Can't Refuse |
I've
Got A Feeling We're Not In Kansas Anymore. |
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Go
Ahead, Make My Day. |
What
We've Got Here Is Failure To Communicate. |
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I'm
As Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Going To Take This Anymore! |
Show
Me The Money! |
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You
Can't Handle The Truth! |
Well,
Nobody's Perfect. |
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'Do
Ya Feel Lucky?' Well, Do Ya, Punk? |
Say
"Hello" To My Little Friend! |
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Here's
Johnny! |
I
Peaked In High School |
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Humpty
Dumpty Was Pushed |
Nuke
France |
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Formally
Attractive |
Before
You Asked The Answer Is No |
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Tattoos
Are More Than Skin Deep |
Experience
Necessary. Apply Within |
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Forget
Worl Peace Visualize Using Your Turn Signals |
If
You Can Read This Back Off |
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Low
Rider |
Ride
To Live Live To Ride |
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Get-R-Done |
Sinner |
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Bad
Girl |
Sorry...Do
I Make You Look Fat? |
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I
Don't Make Mistakes I Date Them |
I'D
RATHER BE BLESSED THAN LUCKY. |
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You
Want Me...You Just Don't Know It Yet |
LIFE
IS TOUGH, PRAY HARD |
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If
I Fall Off, It's 'Cuz The Bastard Threw Me Off |
HIS
DREAM BECAME OUR NIGHTMARE |
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Hot
Stuff |
Your
Girlfriend Makes Great Breakfast! |
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Ask
Me About Assisted Suicide |
SAVE
A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY |
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Do
I Look Like A People Person? |
People
Like You Are The Reason People Like Me Kill |
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Got
Jesus? |
Just
Say No To Evolution |
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Pro-Life |
Jesus
At Work |
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Jesus
Saves |
Saved |
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Jesus
Loves You |
Jesus
Rocks |
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Vote
Pro-Life |
Jesus
Is Coming Look Busy |
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Jesus
Freak |
HOLD
MY PURSE WHILE I KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND |
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Loud
Wives Loose Lives |
If
Your Not Living On The Edge Your Taking Up Too Much Room |
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TOOTIN
AIN'T POLLUTION! |
Bad
Cop No Donuts |
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All
Men Are Idiots And I Married The King |
PROUD
PARENT OF A VET |
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There's
No Life Like Low Life |
MOTHER
OF A VET |
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FATHER
OF A VET |
Turn
On The Gas Dummy |
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If
All Else Fails Lower Your Standards |
One
Day At A Time |
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Straight
Out Of The Trailer Park |
You
Can't Be First But You Can Be Next |
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Don't
Even Go There |
What
Are You Lookig At? |
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Sometimes
You Feel Like A Slut Sometimes You Don't |
I
JUST DO WHAT IS REALLY RIGHT |
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The
Gene Pool Could Use More Chlorine |
I
Started Out Drawing On My Arm Now Look At Me |
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Evil,
Wicked, Mean & Nasty |
Either
Your Good Looking or I'm Drunk! |
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DEAD
PEOPLE STINK |
YOU
LAUGH BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT? I LAUGH CAUSE I JUST FARTED! |
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I
Had A Wife Once But Her Husband Came And Got Her |
Life's
To Short To Ride Ugly Women |
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My
Dads Biker Buddy |
Role
Model |
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Rehab
Is For Quitters |
Mine
Is Bigger Than Yours |
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Im
Not Prejudice, I Hate Everybody |
HARD
WORK NEVER KILLED ANYBODY, BUT WHY TAKE A CHANGE? |
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Where
The Hell Was I Last Night |
I'm
A Schizophrenic And So Am I |
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Take
Me Drunk I'm Home |
THESE
ARE NO STUPID QUESTIONS. JUST STUPID PEOPLE. |
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The
Only Thing I Want In My Life Is For My Wife And Girlfriend To Get
Along |
YOU'RE
ONLY CHEATING IF YOU GET CAUGHT |
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YOU
TRIED YOUR BEST AND FAILED MISERABLY LESSON IS "NEVER TRY" |
I
Drink Grape Juice Because O.J. Kills |
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THE
BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES |
PEOPLE
CALL ME APATHETIC, BUT I DONT CARE |
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Set
Them Puppies Free |
Go
Back To Mexico |
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Work
Harder Millions On Welfare Are Depending On You |
I
Ride The Short Bus |
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Drama
Queen |
Jesus
Loves You But I'm His Favorite |
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Where
The Hell Is Easy Street |
I'm
Not An Alcoholic (Alcoholics Go To Meetings) |
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P.E.T.A.-People
Eating Tasty Animals |
Love
Thy Neighbor But Don't Get Caught |
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There
Are 3 Kinds Of People Those Who Count And Those Can't |
All
Men Are Created Equal One Step Below Women |
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If
God Didn't Want Us To Eat Animals, He Wouldn't Have Made 'Em Out
Of Meat |
Wish
You Were Beer |
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I'm
Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone |
DRIVE
IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT.I |
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My
Child Was Inmate Of The Month At County Jail |
Gun
Control Means Using Both Hands |
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IF
YOU DON'T LIKE MY ATTITUDE, STOP LOOKING AT MY STICKERS! |
Don't
Tailgate Me I'll Flick A Booger On Your Windshield |
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Keep
Honking... I'm Reloading |
Guns
Don't Kill People...Drivers With Cell Phones Do |
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I
Got In A Traffic Jam On My Road To Riches |
Life
Is Short Break Some Rules |
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I
Respect Your Opinio I Just Don't Want To Hear It |
How
Fast Was I Going, Officer? Not Fast Enough I Guess |
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Once
Upon A Time A Guy Asked A Girl To Marry Him She Said No, So The
Guy Lived Happily Ever After |
I
Had A Handle On Life But It Broke |
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YOUR
CHILD MAY BE AN HONOR STUDENT, BUT YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT |
WORK
HARDER!! MILLIONS ON WELFARE ARE DEPENDING ON YOU. |
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EQUAL
RIGHTS FOR SOUTHERN WHITES |
KEVORKIAN
FOR WHITE HOUSE POSITION NOW. |
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POLITICALLY
INCORRECT & PROUD. |
I'M
WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKING ABOUT |
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I
DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU DUMB, BUT IT REALLY WORKS |
FAT
PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP |
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DON'T
STEAL, THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETION |
HARD
WORK IS FOR PEOPLE SHORT ON TALENT |
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UNITED
WE STAND, DIVIDED WE FALL |
SUPPORT
BLACK BIKERS |
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IMMIGRANTS
ARE LIKE SPERM. MILLIONS GET IN BUT ONLY ONE WORKS |
IT
MUST SUCK TO BE YOU |
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I
LOVE MY COUNTRY. IT'S THE GOVERNMENT I'M AFFRAID OF |
ASK
ME IF I CARE |
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BAD
INLUENCE |
YOU
WANT ME, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET |
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CLEVERLY
DISGUISED AS AN ADULT |
WHAT
THE BIKE WANTS, THE BIKE GETS |
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HERE
I AM - NOW WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER 2 WISHES |
RECIPROCATE! |
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WHY
WOULDEN'T YOU? |
WHY
WOULDEN'T I? |
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THAT'S
ONE OF THE BEST QUESITONS YOU COULD'VE ASKED! |
IT
AIN'T NO FUN UNLESS YOUR BOYS CAN HAVE SOME! |
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THAT'S
MIGHTY WHITE OF YOU |
HUG
A ROOT |
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RECIPROCATE! |
I'M
FEELING MUCH BETTER SINCE I GAVE UP ALL HOPE |
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REAL
MEN LOVE JESUS. |
I'D
RATHER BE BLESSED THAN LUCKY. |
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LIFE
IS TOUGH, PRAY HARD |
HIS
DREAM BECAME OUR NIGHTMARE |
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HOLD
MY PURSE WHILE I KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND |
I
JUST DO WHAT IS REALLY RIGHT |
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DEAD
PEOPLE STINK |
YOU
LAUGH BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT? I LAUGH CAUSE I JUST FARTED |
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HARD
WORK NEVER KILLED ANYBODY, BUT WHY TAKE A CHANGE? |
THESE
ARE NO STUPID QUESTIONS. JUST STUPID PEOPLE. |
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YOU'RE
ONLY CHEATING IF YOU GET CAUGHT |
YOU
TRIED YOUR BEST AND FAILED MISERABLY LESSON IS "NEVER TRY" |
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THE
BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES |
PEOPLE
CALL ME APATHETIC, BUT I DONT CARE. |
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MY
OTHER MOTORCYCLE IS A BROOM |
DRDRIVE
IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT.IV |
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IF
YOU DON'T LIKE MY ATTITUDE, STOP LOOKING AT MY STICKERS! |
WORK
HARDER!! MILLIONS ON WELFARE ARE DEPENDING ON YOU. |
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YOUR
CHILD MAY BE AN HONOR STUDENT, BUT YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT |
SORRY
IF I LOOK INTERESTED, I'M NOT |
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NOBODY
LIVES FOREVER. |
I
MIGHT BE OLD, BUT I STILL BURY A BONE. |
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OUT
OF MIND (BACK IN 5 MINUTES) |
EQUAL
RIGHTS FOR SOUTHERN WHITES |
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KEVORKIAN
FOR WHITE HOUSE POSITION NOW. |
HELL
YES I'M DRUNK...DO YU THINK I'M A STUNT DRIVER? |
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POLITICALLY
INCORRECT & PROUD. |
DON'T
STEAL, THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETION |
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UNITED
WE STAND, DIVIDED WE FALL |
SUPPORT
BLACK BIKERS |
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I
LOVE MY COUNTRY. IT'S THE GOVERNMENT I'M AFFRAID OF |
YOU
WANT ME, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET |
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WHAT
THE BIKE WANTS, THE BIKE GETS |
PEOPLE
SHOULD NOT FEAR THEIR GOVERNMENT. GOVERNMENT SHOULD FEAR IT'S PEOPLE |
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I
TOOK A PAIN PLL, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? |
I'M
NOT SHY, I STUDY MY PREY. |
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SMILE
& LET IT GO |
PLEASE
BE STUPID SOMEWHERE ELSE |
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I'M
BAD WITH NAMES. MAY I JUST CALL YOU DUMB? |
NO...I'M
PRETTY SURE THAT PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE |
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I
DON' DO IT, YOU CAN'T PROVE IT, THE SHEEP ARE LYING |
I
DON'T DO NICE |
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IT'S
NOT P.M.S. IT Y.O.U |
DON'T
ASK ME |
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I
WAS HIRED FOR MY LOOKS |
I
SOMETIMES GO TO MY OWN LITTLE WORLD-THEY KNOW ME THERE |
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I'M
NOT WEIRD, I'M GIFTED |
WHY
CAN'T ALL MY BOYFRIENDS GET ALONG? |
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I'VE
GOT PEOPLE TO DO & THINGS TO SEE |
YOU
KNOW YOUR LIFE SUCKS WHEN YOU CAN'T GET 8 BALL TO ANSWER A SIMPLE
YES OR NO QUESTION |
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PRINCESS |
DON'T
DISGRACE YOUR RACE |
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OF
COURSE WOMEN DON'T WORK AS HARD AS MEN, THEY WOULD GET RIGHT THE
1ST TIME |
I
STILL MISS MY EX,K BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING |
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NOTICE:
BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL ATTITUDE IMPROVES. |
I
MAY SCHIZO-PHRENIC, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE EACH OTHER. |
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HAVE KLEPTOMANIA AND WHEN IT GET BAD, I TAKE SOMETHING FOR IT. |
PUT
YUR BIG GIRL PANTIES AND BIKER UP |
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IF
YOU'RE GOING TO BE STUPID YOU BETTER BE TUFF |
DON'T
HATE ME BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL, HATE ME BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND THINKS
SO |
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NO
FAT CHICKS |
I
WISH SOMEBOY WOUOLD DO SOMETHING ABOUT HOW FAT I AM |
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JESUS
IS MY INSURANCE |
WHEN
I DIE I AM GOING TO HAUNT YOU |
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STEREOTYPES
ARE A REAL TIME SAVER |
BANNED
FROM PUBLIC TRANSPORATION |
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NO
TRANS-FATTIES |
LIVING
THE DREAM PLAN B |
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I'M
SO HARD HEADED I COULD BE DOT APPROVED |
AS
A MATTER OF FACT, I DO OWN THE ROAD |
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CAUTION!
DRIVER LEGALLY BLONDE |
DON'T
FOLLOW ME. I AM LOST TOO. |
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DRIVER
CARRIES NO CASH. HE'S MARRIED |
HEAVILY
MEDICATED FOR YOUR SAFETY |
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I'M
NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM |
AM
I DEAD YET? |
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ASK
ME ABOUT MY ABILITY TO ANNOY COMPLETE STRANGERS |
BACK
TO YOUR BRIDGE YOU EVIL TROLL! YOU HAVE NO POWERS HERE |
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CAN'T
SLEEP. CLOWNS WILL EAT ME! |
I'M
STILL HOT. IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES NOW. |
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A
BIT PISSY TODAY |
FOR
GOOD TIME CALL SOMEONE ELSE |
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I
DO WHATEVER THE LITTLE VOICES TELL ME TO DO |
HITLER
WAS A JERK |
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THE
POLICE NEVER THINK IT IS AS FUNNY AS YOU DO |
TRESPASSRS
WILL BE VIOLATED |
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I
DON'T SKINNY DIP, I CHUNKY DIP |
DON'T
HIT KIDS! THEY HAVE GUNS NOW |
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I'M
OUT OF BED AND DRESSED WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT |
I
HAVE DRINKING PROBLEM, I CAN'T AFFORD IT. |
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I
NEED SOMEONE REALLY BAD. ARE YOU REALLY BAD? |
I
RESPECT YOU OPINION. I JUST DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. |
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IT'S
TIME TO PULL OVER AND CHANGE THE AIR IN YOUR HEAD |
LORD
GIVE ME PATIENCE...BUT HURRY! |
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OF
ALL THE THINGS I'VE LOST, I MISS MY HEART THE MOST. |
TO
HELL & BACK AGAIN. |
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ME
LOVE YOU LONG TIME! |
STOP
GLOBAL WHINING! |
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I
THINK YOU ARE UNDERESTIMATING MY DIRTY MIND! |
NO
TRESPASSING! VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT. SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN |
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