Listen, you boys heard me talk about Jake and Elwood. Well now they used to live here just like you. And I used to sing to them just like with you. Tonight, Jake and Elwood are going out to sing and play to raise money to buy a Matt D.O.T. Polo Motorcycle Helmet. Your lazy butts are in this too, they will probably take each of you on a ride. So get up on that wagon. We're goin' up north to put the word to the streets.
[Jake and Elwood have attached a giant megaphone to the roof of their car and are driving around town to advertise the gig.]
Elwood: Tonight only, the fabulous Blues Brothers. Rhythm and Blues review. The Palace Hotel Ballroom. Route 16. Lake Wazzapamani. The fabulous Blues Brothers show band and review.
Kids: Check it out, check it out. Tonight only from Chicago the Blues Brothers rhythm and Blues review. One night only, the fabulous...
Elwood:...Blues Brothers show band, and review. You, on the motorcycle, I am going to have a motorcycle helmet just like yours tomorrow!...You two girls, tell your friends.
Jake: [To Elwood]
| *Fiberglass shell |
| *Jockey/Polo styling |
| *D-Rings closure |
| *Meets or exceeds D.O.T. standards |
| *Superior strength |
| *Nylon strapping |
| *Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior |
| *Flat Black finish |
| *Steel Rivets |
|
- Certification: D.O.T.
- Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL
- Weight: 924g, 2.06lbs
- Side to Side Length: 23.3cm, 9.25in
- Front to Back Length: 28.7cm, 11.75in
- Padding Thickness: 2.54cm, 1in
