Darling, when I saw this Leopard Print Motorcycle Helmet, naturally I thought of you.

"How come," you ask? Oh, precious, you do have the funniest way with words! Look, it’s obvious: First of all, It's DOT and safe, just like you. Yet it's safety is balanced by complexity, just like yours.

Second, it's presented with the utmost stylishness. The Leopard print fabric is, in a word, beautiful. And I know how you value style. Why, you wouldn’t dream of even taking the trash out without full makeup and a coordinated ensemble. What’s that, gumdrop? Yes, out. It goes out. You know, when the wastebaskets are full. Where did you think it—OK, bad example. You wouldn’t think of taking the trash out at all. But my point is—oh, forget it. Moving on.

Third: Like you, this motorcycle helmet has a fiscal prudence about it. Iron Horse Helmets sells this motorcycle helmet at a much steeper discount than many other companies! I knew someone with your rare subway-token-sucking prowess would appreciate that.

Also, the fabric is waterproof! Now I know you aren’t the kind of wife that rides in the rain, but—forgive me—sometimes I imagine you as one. Particularly when you're...I'll stop there. Finally, just like you, my dear, the Leopard Motorcycle Helmet is soft on the inside and out: That's right, this motorcycle helmet even has padding on the inside...just don't use Jergens on it.

• Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
• Traditional styling
• D-ring closure
• One-year warranty
• Plush Moisture Fabric Absorbent Interior
• Sun visor
• Leopard Fabric Finish
• DOT approved

Motorcycle Helmet visors are also available for all Shorty Helmets. See the Shorty Shield listing for price information.

Available in all sizes XS-XL.